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Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you.
#21
Bill Wrote:Confusedcratch:


I hit the eject button..
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#22
Anhil8tor Wrote:I hit the eject button..

Don't forget you whipe your chin before heading back to the office.
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#23
Bill Wrote:Don't forget you whipe your chin before heading back to the office.


I think the stros have Isris number.. they always score against that guy.

Did I tell you Mark Roman is coming by tomorrow?
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#24
things about myself:

1. i smoke a lot of herb
2. mary jane is the only woman for me
3. i've got a dog named cheech, he's an English Bulldog
4. i play guitar, not very good
5. i've never had an STD, that I know of
6. was once engaged to be married, but the bitch cheated on me at her bachlorette party
7. i'm 28 years old
8. live in a condo, mexicans do all my yard work
9. i've slept with at least 3 of my neighbors, 2 of which were married women
10. went to school at the University of California majoring in manufacturing engineering
11. only have to work in the office 1 week a month
12. my parents grew up in the city of love, san fransisco
13. i have no siblings
14. once got the fuck beat out of me for hitting on a dudes girlfriend, she grabbed my junk and he got pissed
15. i can stretch my scrotum up and over my entire penis
16. sometimes i beat off on my drive home
17. i think the idea of this thread is stupid
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#25
smokeabowl Wrote:17. i think the idea of this thread is stupid

That's a requirement of the board.
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#26
1. I have more cars than licensed drivers in my house.
2. Spent 8 years in the Navy on submarines. Some of the best times ever.
3. Played Tennis in HS as part of National Championship team.
4. I did not graduate from college, but intend to, just for shits and giggles.
5. Still wear checkered Vans, but whenever possible wear flipflops.
6. My son is the most important person in my life, with my wife a close second.
8. The Raiders and Padres are my teams
9. I drink Coors Light because I like it.
10. I drink really good wine, red, because I like it.
11. I am not much of a fighter, but when I fight I will not hesitate to use weapons of any kind.
12. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
13. There are 4 kids in my family, all on their first marriage, all over 10 years.
14. My parents are still married, so are my wifes.
15. I bought a 911, just because I could.
16. My only pet is a cat.
17. I usually each lunch in my car, reading the newpaper, because it is the only place I don't get interrupted.
18. I have never slept with a woman I considered less than a 7.
19. I usually drink to excess when I drink.
20. My favorite color is gray.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#27
Bill Wrote:oh what the fuck....

30 eh?

1. I'm a family dood
2. I've lived in a trailer
3. I'm a redneck
4. I have never had a gun rack in a vechicle
5. I always have beer in one of the 3 fridges at home.
6. I live for tequila.
7. I'm a pretty good with my hands.
8. I love fishing
9. I love hunting more.
10. I played football and was on the wrestling team in HS
11. I was kicked outta the USAF for having a bad back.
12. My wife used to be a stripper.
13. I was a wild teenager.
14. I lost my virgnity to two girls.
15. I've had the clap once.
16. I own 3 horses.
17. I own a tractor.
18. I take better care of my 4 wheeler than I do my car.
19. I've had Chamydia twice.
20. I've never paid for sex.
21. I miss playing the guitar.
22. I hate my x-wife. (the I'd laugh at her funeral kinda hate)
23. I haven't spoken to my mother in 3 years.
24. I've passed out in a public place over 6 times.
25. I love a good bar brawl.
26. I have never been knocked out. (you pussy)
27. I've had sex in very populated public places.
28. I've kicked a woman out of my house for having a stinky pussy.
29. I post way too much
30. I'd let VitE PM me a pick of the hook.


Rrreeeeaaaalllyyyy????
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#28
1. I've never done drugs
2. I grew up and lived on a farm.
3. Since I grew up on a farm, i know what a true hard days work is unlike the rest of you city slickers.
4. I married my high school sweetheart this past july.
5. i graduated HS in 99 and college in 03
6. I work for my counties government in the engineers office.
7. I ran track and cross country in HS.
8. I enjoy running, tennis, golf, biking, and fishing.
9. I used to work for a landscape company.
10. I recently found out that my wife is pregnant with our first child.
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#29
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Rrreeeeaaaalllyyyy????

Jealous much?
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#30
Here's some shit about TD

1. I hate commitments as well

2. Xbox Junkie

3. Metro State Class of 2002

4. Benched 325 3 times before I destroyed my shoulders. I've had surgery on the right one(had a piece of my clavicle removed, labrum repaired). I will probably have surgery on the left one soon (messed up AC joint).

5. No comment

6. Very Competetive

7. I have a few trolls

8. I know all the words to "Fuck Tha Police"

9. Played Soccer, Football, Basketball, and ran track in high school

10. Can't play instruments

11. Don't play with my junk pics

12. I did not bone the driver of the Oscar Meyer mobile

13. I boned a Cheerleader

14. I have a wife

15. I'm never bored

16. I also don't back down from a fight

17. I rarely pass up a dare

18. Little obsesive about speed

19. Fishing

20. Drink Wiskey

21. Hunt nothing

22. Own an iPod

23. Ride a snowboard

24. Can't do anything musical, other than rap

25. 7 years in college

26. Lived Kansas when I was much younger

27. I've had no STD's

28. Been knocked down, but not out.

29. I have 2 cats and a german shepherd dog

30. I live in a suburb of denver
Son, I am Disappoint.
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#31
Odysseus Wrote:10. I recently found out that my wife is pregnant with our first child.


Congrats Ody! Little fukkers are $$$$!
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#32
Vitamin E Wrote:Congrats Ody! Little fukkers are $$$$!
thanks. i'm alittle nervous
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#33
Odysseus Wrote:thanks. i'm alittle nervous

Vit E was a wreck before 2.0 showed up. Everyone gets nervous thinking about the responsibilities of being a parent. There's nothing to prepare ya for the joy of looking at the little bundle of puke and poop and knowing you hand a part in creating it. I cried like a dateless fat chick at prom when he was born.
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#34
Vitamin E Wrote:Jealous much?


Nah. If I wanted it I could get it.
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#35
Odysseus Wrote:thanks. i'm alittle nervous

Nothing to be nervous about. Kids rule.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#36
Vitamin E Wrote:Vit E was a wreck before 2.0 showed up. Everyone gets nervous thinking about the responsibilities of being a parent. There's nothing to prepare ya for the joy of looking at the little bundle of puke and poop and knowing you hand a part in creating it. I cried like a dateless fat chick at prom when he was born.

With you around there are no date fat chicks, who you kidding?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#37
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Nah. If I wanted it I could get it.

Please don't let these guys know my tough guy image is just facade. Why not just pants me in public?
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#38
Odysseus Wrote:thanks. i'm alittle nervous

just don't watch that fucker come out......:blink: You'll never look at pussy the same way again...

Congrats though bro...VitE's right...there's nothing better in the world.
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#39
SanDog Wrote:With you around there are no date fat chicks, who you kidding?

That's prolly why they're crying.
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#40
Vitamin E Wrote:Vit E was a wreck before 2.0 showed up. Everyone gets nervous thinking about the responsibilities of being a parent. There's nothing to prepare ya for the joy of looking at the little bundle of puke and poop and knowing you hand a part in creating it. I cried like a dateless fat chick at prom when he was born.

at least I'm not alone.
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