[what?]

ordered your cock pills today. I sprung for the 30 day trial, which meant I had to sign up for the monthly home delivery service.

they are sending a couple of additional drugs with it - an orgasm intensifier and one that "increases seminal fluid". so be careful that you don't shoot yourself in the face, pass out, and drown in your own goo.

total cost was 11 bucks or so, unless I forget to cancel the home delivery service next week, in which case your pecker will have cost me $115.

my outlook calender now has a reminder in all caps "CALL ABOUT ENZYTE" for next week to make sure I cancel the monthly delivery. I'm hoping it pops up when the girl from marketing is in my office :d

[Anhil8tor]

you sent it to work?

[what?]

you sent it to work?

the outlook reminder. although now that I think about it, it woulda been funny to have the pills sent to me at the office. I wonder if I can change it.



side note - I couldn't make it thru the enzyte dude's sales pitch without putting him on hold and laughing

[TomFoolery]

Thanks dog. PM me your info after you ship the pills my way and I'll send a check to cover your expenses.

My penis will personally thank you whenever I'm in Atlanta.

[BIRD33]

I still dont get why you need enzyte.

[Anhil8tor]

I still dont get why you need enzyte.

5st..

you are probably gonna lose the ability to maintain a hard at 30... that would scare the shit outta me right now.

[TomFoolery]

I still dont get why you need enzyte.

I want to please you better.

[TomFoolery]

5st..

you are probably gonna lose the ability to maintain a hard at 30... that would scare the shit outta me right now.

My ability to lose a hard on at 30 scares the shit out of you?

[BIRD33]

I saw viagra's linked to blindness now.Its a good idea to feed drugs to your pecker for no medical reason.

[BIRD33]

I want to please you better.

the fact that one man is getting another man penis pills is a little gay.I cant believe you are admitting your taking them for masturbation purposes.With a girl maybe but the thought of you popping a pill and then watching a porno is crazy.This is all code for I want you.

[Anhil8tor]

My ability to lose a hard on at 30 scares the shit out of you?

No I am saying it would scare the shit out of me..

The fact that you are openly recruiting males on a message board scares me.




PS: You don't call anymore.

[TomFoolery]

the fact that one man is getting another man penis pills is a little gay.I cant believe you are admitting your taking them for masturbation purposes.With a girl maybe but the thought of you popping a pill and then watching a porno is crazy.This is all code for I want you.

You can try to ruin my Enzyte-induced high but it just won't work.