[leeman]

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous redhead! The glamorous green eyed gal strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me then, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Almost ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve or her wet suit and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" she asked.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "10 years."

Hearing that, the bonnie lass reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there & removes a flask & hands it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous redhead started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And, how long has it been since you played around?"


With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Played a round! Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"