10-04-2005, 10:11 PM
today I worked a lot.
Yesterday I made the cable monkey
Today I made the monkey coder
Tommorrow I'll be doing the monkey sysadmin.
mmh wait I'll do my own thread.
That was epoch, yesterday we received the wrong network cable, didn't checked it out (my fault) anyhow after having layed out something like 25 meters of that.
Not really that he was wrong but I didn't knew that color coding, anyhow I went to check online and the documentation was only in german (*pain*) and moreover inconsistent.
So I called them, not surprisingly those dudes didn't talked french,italian,english. Only german. and like my german well ...he's quite "exotic" ...
I called them three times and got three different cable layouts.
Eventually the third one worked (makes 5 layouts with the two of the documentation).
I especially liked when I asked some doodz "hey but on your doc page 1 I see pair 2 is red/orange but if I look on page two it says "orange/red" wtf is that ?" He answered me "no problem it's the same" (mmh monkey time).
Anyhow then today I worked out some vb. I'm not really a coder, I don't like coding that much but here's it was for the great cause (I've done some little apps to automate photoshop functions). great tool, vb is shitty I figured out after a while that he just doesn't care if you triple check your variables before passing them to another sub he wants them at special places.
Aahm I was used to component pascal, who is a very structured and rigorous language (think "option explicit" x 10000).
Oh yeah and tommorrow I'll check that router, the support told me today (I sent them memory dumps and logs and various other stuff). "this is very strange we have to contact the manufacturer for that).
Meanwhile I had called our isp to check if it wasn't some kind of monkey that was fucking up with our line at the phone central but alas she kept asking me "which leds blinks ?" "how the leds looks like when it crashes ?" at some point I lost patience and told that dudette that she was too maniac about those fukken blinkin' leds, I tell you how it looks like : the router reboots so it makes the usual fukken blinkin leds; only is that he reboots every 5 minutes and that's starting to ANNOY me quite a lot".
After that she was all nice and told me that she was sending me "another unit to make tests" (oh cool) ..that going to be put on the bill if I keep it (like I want your crappy thing).
Then later I sent a mean message to my users telling them that the internet connection was experimenting problems and that you should "avoid to send large files through email" (like it's not the fukken week to send to all your friends that vid of that tard doing tard thing and finishing at the hospital), and it was a nice thing because our distant users need the line when they vpn in there (one dood kept sending me his "connection errors" with large printscreens.
Tonight I sent him some angry email telling him (basically) I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE PROBLEM CHECK MY PRECEDENT MAIL (THE ONE WITH BIG RED SENTENCES IN THE MIDDLE) THE ONE WHERE I EXPLICITALY SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE CONNECTION PROBLEMS AND THAT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT THAT "SO SHOVE A DUCK UP YOUR ASS" (well at the end it was more "you just have to experiment with that inconvience for a few days" but the spirit was here.
I may nsfw that shit but you are not worthy.
Yesterday I made the cable monkey
Today I made the monkey coder
Tommorrow I'll be doing the monkey sysadmin.
mmh wait I'll do my own thread.
That was epoch, yesterday we received the wrong network cable, didn't checked it out (my fault) anyhow after having layed out something like 25 meters of that.
Not really that he was wrong but I didn't knew that color coding, anyhow I went to check online and the documentation was only in german (*pain*) and moreover inconsistent.
So I called them, not surprisingly those dudes didn't talked french,italian,english. Only german. and like my german well ...he's quite "exotic" ...
I called them three times and got three different cable layouts.
Eventually the third one worked (makes 5 layouts with the two of the documentation).
I especially liked when I asked some doodz "hey but on your doc page 1 I see pair 2 is red/orange but if I look on page two it says "orange/red" wtf is that ?" He answered me "no problem it's the same" (mmh monkey time).
Anyhow then today I worked out some vb. I'm not really a coder, I don't like coding that much but here's it was for the great cause (I've done some little apps to automate photoshop functions). great tool, vb is shitty I figured out after a while that he just doesn't care if you triple check your variables before passing them to another sub he wants them at special places.
Aahm I was used to component pascal, who is a very structured and rigorous language (think "option explicit" x 10000).
Oh yeah and tommorrow I'll check that router, the support told me today (I sent them memory dumps and logs and various other stuff). "this is very strange we have to contact the manufacturer for that).
Meanwhile I had called our isp to check if it wasn't some kind of monkey that was fucking up with our line at the phone central but alas she kept asking me "which leds blinks ?" "how the leds looks like when it crashes ?" at some point I lost patience and told that dudette that she was too maniac about those fukken blinkin' leds, I tell you how it looks like : the router reboots so it makes the usual fukken blinkin leds; only is that he reboots every 5 minutes and that's starting to ANNOY me quite a lot".
After that she was all nice and told me that she was sending me "another unit to make tests" (oh cool) ..that going to be put on the bill if I keep it (like I want your crappy thing).
Then later I sent a mean message to my users telling them that the internet connection was experimenting problems and that you should "avoid to send large files through email" (like it's not the fukken week to send to all your friends that vid of that tard doing tard thing and finishing at the hospital), and it was a nice thing because our distant users need the line when they vpn in there (one dood kept sending me his "connection errors" with large printscreens.
Tonight I sent him some angry email telling him (basically) I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE PROBLEM CHECK MY PRECEDENT MAIL (THE ONE WITH BIG RED SENTENCES IN THE MIDDLE) THE ONE WHERE I EXPLICITALY SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE CONNECTION PROBLEMS AND THAT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT THAT "SO SHOVE A DUCK UP YOUR ASS" (well at the end it was more "you just have to experiment with that inconvience for a few days" but the spirit was here.
I may nsfw that shit but you are not worthy.
