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IM getting a 200 dollar coach purse today for 30 dollars.
Since I'm in a good mood im opening myself today for attacks. Bring on your best shitty insults you have and there will be a little surprise for the winner.
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How much more crack will you be able to carry in the new said purse?
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i dunno ill tell you when i get it.
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Bill Wrote:Will you be using new said purse to transport the baby around in too?
um no but maybe ill get her a coach scarf as well and use it as a dribble rag for her.
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Feed your baby a bottle full of 93 octane gasoline--make sure you tape the mouth and nostrils shut so there will be no throwing up. Douse the purse in ether, stuff the little one inside, light the Coach on fire, and heave it over a steep cliff.
Wait 5 seconds and then jump off the same cliff; see if you can put out the fire and save the baby's life before you hit the rocks below.
If you can do it I'll buy you the purse.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
I'm thinking rentmydaughter.com must have finally come through with that check....
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Shut up and take your shirt off.
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Raiden Wrote:It's a fake and you're supporting terrorism by buying it.
Its not fake im buying it at a department store. They dont sell fake shit. I just found out a secret in which I can get the purses for dirt cheap. Im going to start buying more and selling them for half the retail value. This disability check im getting from the govt isnt enough money and I just found myself a great way to make money. Tell me you wouldnt buy a real coach purse thats umm 200-300 dollars for only 100-150 dollars a pop?
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TomFoolery Wrote:Feed your baby a bottle full of 93 octane gasoline--make sure you tape the mouth and nostrils shut so there will be no throwing up. Douse the purse in ether, stuff the little one inside, light the Coach on fire, and heave it over a steep cliff.
Wait 5 seconds and then jump off the same cliff; see if you can put out the fire and save the baby's life before you hit the rocks below.
If you can do it I'll buy you the purse.
I dont need you to buy the purse for me since I'm only paying 30 dollars for it.
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Paco Wrote:There is no smack I could post that would compete with the epoch smack your life has layed on you. Keep your fucking suprise.
My life is great it couldnt be any better right now so I dont know what your talking about.
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Paco Wrote:Denial is super cool!
Sin,
Pepsi
Im not in denial. I am actually quite happy.
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WoolyGoat Wrote:Shut up and take your shirt off.
I took my shirt off for you. Im now topless while typing out this responce.
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