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pain in the ass literally
#1

Since all you guys, well most like discusting, sick shit ill describe something that happen to me. Over the last couple weeks I had developed a huge cist inbetween my asscrack. It resembled that giant pussie pimple foot thing tom had as an avatar except it was inbetween my asscrack. Well anyways the cist got bigger and popped letting dark, burgendy, cloudy, blood ooze out from it. The smell of the bad blood was horrific something a person could most definately get high off of. After it popped it got worst and I would try to squeeze and yelled out a scream each time from the pain. The cist is now the size of my hand. I went to the doctors they lanced it drained it and clogged the hole up with gauze. The doctor kepted complaining about the smell and would take little breaks inbetween. It smelled up the whole little room and you can tell the smell went beyond there because lysol was being sprayed. This is one of the worst pains i experienced and I still cant take a proper shit without it hurting. Discuss if you wish, but I just thought I would share. Smile

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#2

I had one of them on my arm a few years ago...not that fucking big though.

It's infected, that's the smell.

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#3

Roids are common after giving birth....try some tux pads and wash your ass regularly.
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WoolyGoat Wrote:I had one of them on my arm a few years ago...not that fucking big though.

It's infected, that's the smell.
yea imagine it inbetween your asscrack.

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#5

No.

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#6

Some good hygiene goes a long way in prevention of these nasty things.
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#7

Pics?

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#8

Shadrach Wrote:Some good hygiene goes a long way in prevention of these nasty things.
Nothing to do with hygiene. They say it started with an ingrown hair that got nasty. *sigh*

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paybacksare Wrote:Pics?
Just imagine toms avatar of the pussie cist foot thing except bigger and inbetween the asscrack.

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Bill Wrote:Roids are common after giving birth....try some tux pads and wash your ass regularly.
wasnt roids I asked.

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pepsi Wrote:wasnt roids I asked.

bummer.
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#12

oh yea i forgot to add at the same time this happen, I had a dam ingrown hair on my pussy as well. When the stuff from it finally squirted out, it hit the toilet water with the sound as if you had the major case of the run. At least from this i got lotta vicodin for the pain in the ass. Smile

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This was a terrible thread, until the word "Vicodin" was used.

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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paybacksare Wrote:This was a terrible thread, until the word "Vicodin" was used.
They gave me 75 of them.

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#15

you dirty whore...RACK pepsi for gorssing cLaY the fuck out!!
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cLaY Wrote:you dirty whore...RACK pepsi for gorssing cLaY the fuck out!!
Haha just trying to do my job for today.

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#17

What's for lunch, chef?
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#18

i threw up just now.

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#19

i just finished eating a sancho, it had an ingrown hair in it...i puked it back up.
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#20

You should try laser hair removal for your pussy/ass region.
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