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She had gastric bypass surgery and now weighs 135. She also married some dude from the Middle East for a year so she could get $10,000.
Sounds like my kinda girl. Discuss.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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where in the hell did you meet her?
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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10,000 for a year of sex? Where do I sign up? Does he have a moustache?
Son, I am Disappoint.
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She probably looks like a flying squirrel with all that loose skin when she takes her clothes off.
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