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I'm Drunk
#1

I joined the century club yesterday between 8:30 and 10:10 and then went to the bar and drank until closing time. Fuck my head hurts.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

Century club fucks me up pretty hard.

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#3

Is that the club where Windthorp was caught stealing money?
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#4

VitaminE Wrote:Is that the club where Windthorp was caught stealing money?
Exemplary! I'll bet you $1 you are correct.
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#5

WoolyGoat Wrote:Century club fucks me up pretty hard.

It was the shots of Jack and JagerBombs afterwards that got me really fucked up. I woke up about 30 minutes ago to a 19 year old with some tig ol' bitties laying on my bed next to me.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:It was the shots of Jack and JagerBombs afterwards that got me really fucked up. I woke up about 30 minutes ago with a 19 year old with some tig ol' bitties laying on my bed next to me.

That-a-boy!!! pics?
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#7

Shadrach Wrote:That-a-boy!!! pics?

Maybe later.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#8

I'm looking for a pic of a dude with moobs.

EDIT: That didn't come out right

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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TomFoolery Wrote:It was the shots of Jack and JagerBombs afterwards that got me really fucked up. I woke up about 30 minutes ago to a 19 year old with some tig ol' bitties laying on my bed next to me.

RAQUE! Was your pecker moist this morning?
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#10

Sneezy Wrote:Exemplary! I'll bet you $1 you are correct.
otst

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TomFoolery Wrote:It was the shots of Jack and JagerBombs afterwards that got me really fucked up. I woke up about 30 minutes ago to a 19 year old with some tig ol' bitties laying on my bed next to me.
Is he cute?

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#12

cLaY Wrote:RAQUE! Was your pecker moist this morning?

A little, I guess. I can't do this shit...the monitor is hurting my eyes. I'm out until later.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#13

TOM!!! Thanks for ignoring me, cocksauce! WTF is the century club?
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#14

A shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes. (As opposed to power hour, which is 60 minutes.)

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#15

you know what sucks....

Here we have this poor fellow who hasn't gotten fucked in who knows how long. And the sad part is he was too drunk to even know if he got screwed much less even remember it......

later when your pullin your pud to pics of Beau's hairy ass remember to take have another drink.
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