So I am watching the news last night, and apparantly this 11 yr old kid got lost. Instead of waiting for his dad to pick him up from school he got on a random northbound bus. They found him like 6 hours later. Anyway, the kid has Aspergers (a mild form of autism).
I had never heard of this before, and when they said this on the news I could have sworn they said he had "ass burgers". I checked with my roommates and must have said it too quick, cause I said "did they say ass burgers" and they said yes. 20 minutes later I say "who the fuck names a disease ass burgers?" at which point they told me I was a fucking idiot and the diesease was ASPergers :$
Ass Burgers. Heh.
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leucetios Wrote:So I am watching the news last night, and apparantly this 11 yr old kid got lost. Instead of waiting for his dad to pick him up from school he got on a random northbound bus. They found him like 6 hours later. Anyway, the kid has Aspergers (a mild form of autism).
I had never heard of this before, and when they said this on the news I could have sworn they said he had "ass burgers". I checked with my roommates and must have said it too quick, cause I said "did they say ass burgers" and they said yes. 20 minutes later I say "who the fuck names a disease ass burgers?" at which point they told me I was a fucking idiot and the diesease was ASPergers :$
Ass Burgers. Heh.
My son was diagnosed with ASD (autisim Spectrum Disorder) when he was 2. I know large number of Asperger people. Funny thing is, if you deal in Technology at all, you probably do to. It is that Computer guy who never makes eye contact? Acts socially inappropriate, never seems to be able to read people emotions, says whatever comes to mind. All classic symptoms.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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We figured that out about a dude who used to work here. Some of us thought it was "Ass Burgers" as well...
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leucetios Wrote:Wow. I know more than a few people who meet that descripton :S
I know you do, so do I. I always thought they were quirky. Just undiagnosed.
The funny thing is, most of them could benefit from going on a Gluten free- Casien Free diet. It has proven to help, like, 80% of spectrum patients. Only since they were never diagnosed, they don't know there is anything wrong.
I know waaaaaay more about this than I should.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I'd eat an ass burger.
Hello, Mr. Sensitive.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
would this ass burger come with or without mayonnaise.
the funniest thing is that in french "asperge" is a sprinkle. So at first I read "sprinkle disease" (like wtf?).
that word is called "a fake friend".
It's a damn shame how schools let kid's get on the wrong bus. It happens time and time again down here in the Houston ISD. That shit could get potentially dangerous for the kids.