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Asperger's Disease
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So I am watching the news last night, and apparantly this 11 yr old kid got lost. Instead of waiting for his dad to pick him up from school he got on a random northbound bus. They found him like 6 hours later. Anyway, the kid has Aspergers (a mild form of autism).

I had never heard of this before, and when they said this on the news I could have sworn they said he had "ass burgers". I checked with my roommates and must have said it too quick, cause I said "did they say ass burgers" and they said yes. 20 minutes later I say "who the fuck names a disease ass burgers?" at which point they told me I was a fucking idiot and the diesease was ASPergers :$

Ass Burgers. Heh.
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leucetios Wrote:So I am watching the news last night, and apparantly this 11 yr old kid got lost. Instead of waiting for his dad to pick him up from school he got on a random northbound bus. They found him like 6 hours later. Anyway, the kid has Aspergers (a mild form of autism).

I had never heard of this before, and when they said this on the news I could have sworn they said he had "ass burgers". I checked with my roommates and must have said it too quick, cause I said "did they say ass burgers" and they said yes. 20 minutes later I say "who the fuck names a disease ass burgers?" at which point they told me I was a fucking idiot and the diesease was ASPergers :$

Ass Burgers. Heh.

My son was diagnosed with ASD (autisim Spectrum Disorder) when he was 2. I know large number of Asperger people. Funny thing is, if you deal in Technology at all, you probably do to. It is that Computer guy who never makes eye contact? Acts socially inappropriate, never seems to be able to read people emotions, says whatever comes to mind. All classic symptoms.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:My son was diagnosed with ASD (autisim Spectrum Disorder) when he was 2. I know large number of Asperger people. Funny thing is, if you deal in Technology at all, you probably do to. It is that Computer guy who never makes eye contact? Acts socially inappropriate, never seems to be able to read people emotions, says whatever comes to mind. All classic symptoms.

Wow. I know more than a few people who meet that descripton :S
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#4

We figured that out about a dude who used to work here. Some of us thought it was "Ass Burgers" as well...

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leucetios Wrote:Wow. I know more than a few people who meet that descripton :S

I know you do, so do I. I always thought they were quirky. Just undiagnosed.

The funny thing is, most of them could benefit from going on a Gluten free- Casien Free diet. It has proven to help, like, 80% of spectrum patients. Only since they were never diagnosed, they don't know there is anything wrong.

I know waaaaaay more about this than I should.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#6

eh? what'sup

where I am

ooh a new internet address.

:d :d :d
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#7

I'd eat an ass burger.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I'd eat an ass burger.
Hello, Mr. Sensitive.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:Hello, Mr. Sensitive.

I'd eat 2 if they came with some Sweet Baby Ray's and side of fries.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#10

TomFoolery Wrote:I'd eat an ass burger.

It all depends on whose ass we're talking about, I guess.
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#11

would this ass burger come with or without mayonnaise.
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#12

the funniest thing is that in french "asperge" is a sprinkle. So at first I read "sprinkle disease" (like wtf?).

that word is called "a fake friend".
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#13

SanDog Wrote:My son was diagnosed with ASD (autisim Spectrum Disorder) when he was 2. I know large number of Asperger people. Funny thing is, if you deal in Technology at all, you probably do to. It is that Computer guy who never makes eye contact? Acts socially inappropriate, never seems to be able to read people emotions, says whatever comes to mind. All classic symptoms.

I gotta admit that you are quite right, at University the dudes and dudettes that were with had all some kind of "attitude". Don't know how to tell that but I was sure that no-one was normal (well not that as far as you described it).
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#14

SanDog Wrote:I know you do, so do I. I always thought they were quirky. Just undiagnosed.

The funny thing is, most of them could benefit from going on a Gluten free- Casien Free diet. It has proven to help, like, 80% of spectrum patients. Only since they were never diagnosed, they don't know there is anything wrong.

I know waaaaaay more about this than I should.

It is your life having a child who has autism.

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#15

It's a damn shame how schools let kid's get on the wrong bus. It happens time and time again down here in the Houston ISD. That shit could get potentially dangerous for the kids.
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leucetios Wrote:So I am watching the news last night, and apparantly this 11 yr old kid got lost. Instead of waiting for his dad to pick him up from school he got on a random northbound bus. They found him like 6 hours later. Anyway, the kid has Aspergers (a mild form of autism).

I had never heard of this before, and when they said this on the news I could have sworn they said he had "ass burgers". I checked with my roommates and must have said it too quick, cause I said "did they say ass burgers" and they said yes. 20 minutes later I say "who the fuck names a disease ass burgers?" at which point they told me I was a fucking idiot and the diesease was ASPergers :$

Ass Burgers. Heh.
This entertains my 12 year old brain..................

Son, I am Disappoint.
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Beaucephus Wrote:It's a damn shame how schools let kid's get on the wrong bus. It happens time and time again down here in the Houston ISD. That shit could get potentially dangerous for the kids.

It wasn't even a school bus he got on. His dad was supposed to pick him up and he just got on a regular bus headed north. The way they found him was the the bus driver noticing something was wrong, and asking the kid who he was etc... then looking through the kids backpack and finding the kids grandparents number and calling them.

The kid is lucky he got that bus driver and not some psycho.
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#18

TomFoolery Wrote:I'd eat an ass burger.
I snorted cookie ><

:loool:
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