[Jdub]

from the old lady about flirting with women to make sales and then she leaves me this this morning!
WTF??

[Blueeyedwoman]

Well?

Get 'er done!

[Raiden]

I'm gonna drop the kids off at the pool.

[Jdub]

Well?

Get 'er done!

Paid, $569!

[Blueeyedwoman]

Tell her about Cindy. She'll be all understanding. You know, about the hardon?

[yellowdog]

Paid, $569!

Now leave a note on her bedside table that reads, "Suck dick".

[Jdub]

Tell her about Cindy. She'll be all understanding. You know, about the hardon?

It's just the fact that I want to hear her moan when I first slide my cock in, you know how you women do. That gasp for air!! :lool:

[Jdub]

Now leave a note on her bedside table that reads, "Suck dick".

She wakes up before I do, I'd have another note that says, GO TO HELL.

[yellowdog]

She wakes up before I do, I'd have another note that says, GO TO HELL.

Then I guess one on the fridge that says, "Make Sandwich" would be out of the question?

[Jdub]

Then I guess one on the fridge that says, "Make Sandwich" would be out of the question?

I'd get in less trouble eating Cindy

[Blueeyedwoman]

Why don't you go take the trash out or vacuum or something productive so somebody close to you besides Cindy will put out once in a while?

[Jdub]

Why don't you go take the trash out or vacuum or something productive so somebody close to you besides Cindy will put out once in a while?

Ask any man on this planet and he will tell you, some things just aren't worth the price.

[Michman]

nevermind.

[SanDog]

Paid, $569!

Shit, my homeowners association fees are more than that. I need to move.