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Who Wants To Receive Some Limerick Smack?
#81

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:When does the haiku thread start?

Oh Blue Eyed Woman
With your strong and firm body
Yet my axe is sharp

Smile
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#82

What's the deal Foolery? Can't find anything to ryhme with Shadrach?
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#83

This made me laugh. What the hell, IN!
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#84

In the parking lot sucking a cack
is where you can go find Shadrach
If you're packin' 8
he won't discriminate
In fact, he loves dick that is black.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#85

FlickMyBean Wrote:Are you really that fucking dense?
My gender you can't really sense?
When you busted your load
it dampened my chode
With that you should be off the fence.
but when i look at your av,
it is a girl's picture you have,
so if you're a he
as you claim to be
then flickin your bean makes me laff.
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#86

I want one.
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#87

Word...goat is tough to rhyme.

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#88

cannonman Wrote:This made me laugh. What the hell, IN!

This faggot we call cannonman
does jerk off mad cock with his hand
When his fingers get tired
He will not retire
He'll just put the cock in his can.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#89

PurpleHaze Wrote:I want one.

The sex life of Ms. PurpleHaze
Let's all just count up the ways
In the twat, in the ass
In the armpit? She'll pass
And she'll gobble that cock up for days

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#90

PurpleHaze Wrote:I want one.
PurpleHaze has some mad blow job skilz,
whether she's drinking or popping her pills,
she can always be found,
when her husbands not around,
flashing tits or her bunz just for thrills.
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#91

I pronounce this thread played out.

See You In Toledo
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#92

TomFoolery Wrote:This faggot we call cannonman
does jerk off mad cock with his hand
When his fingers get tired
He will not retire
He'll just put the cock in his can.


:-)

Tom sits at his desk and fidgets
While surfing for sex between midgets
He's posted on sites for online dating
And the unlikely possiblity of mating
All the while, hate fucking his left digits
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#93

cannonman Wrote::-)

Tom sits at his desk and fidgets
While surfing for sex between midgets
He's posted on sites for online dating
And the unlikely possiblity of mating
All the while, hate fucking his left digits

BIRD33 Wrote:I pronounce this thread played out.

The above should kill it.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#94

PurpleHaze Wrote:I want one.

I think that I'll try to get some
from that pothead PH that is dumb
if I tell her there's weed
in my load of manseed
I bet she will swallow my cum.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#95

Paddy Wrote:The above should kill it.

I don't know. There were several silver bullets in it already before I showed up.
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#96

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:but when i look at your av,
it is a girl's picture you have,
so if you're a he
as you claim to be
then flickin your bean makes me laff.

I'm glad that you think I am funny
I know all my shit has been money
If you want to laugh
you best cover your ass
Cuz it sure looks to me like you're a honey.
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#97

FlickMyBean Wrote:I'm glad that you think I am funny
I know all my shit has been money
If you want to laugh
you best cover your ass
Cuz it sure looks to me like you're a honey.
I'll take Blondie for $200, Alex.
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#98

WoolyGoat Wrote:Word...goat is tough to rhyme.

I just got the news yesterday
that Wooly is ninty percent gay.
It turns out the Goat
takes cock down the throat
in the parking lot behind Fenway.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#99

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I'll take Blondie for $200, Alex.




:ct:

C'mon now.
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Blondie Wrote::ct:

C'mon now.
Just a guess. I was reachin
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