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Who Wants To Receive Some Limerick Smack?
#61
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Are you a chick or a dood,
Not telling is really quite rude,
When I see your brown eye,
I assume you're a guy,
But your avatar keeps me confused.


I can tell that you're really a clown
And you like to put everyone down
But when you stuck your dick in
You were sporting a grin
And when you pulled out it had turned brown.
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#62
FlickMyBean Wrote:I can tell that you're really a clown
And you like to put everyone down
But when you stuck your dick in
You were sporting a grin
And when you pulled out it had turned brown.

Answer the question you dumb fuckin whore
your gender we cannot ignore,
now what will it be,
a he or a she,
and post pics if you're not really sure.
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#63
TomFoolery Wrote:This dickhead from North Carolina
can think of nought but vagina
He sits at his PC
jerking off frantically
cause he can't even fuck aunt jemima

fitty
great fukkin theard retards
have i missed any others in the last three days??
link pealse
TIA
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#64
this dude called Flumper
if he was a chick, he'd be a muff bumper
despite what some will say
he's not really gay
his life is just down in the dumper
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#65
snarg Wrote:fitty
great fukkin theard retards
have i missed any others in the last three days??
link pealse
TIA

you ain't missed a thing. SSDD.
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#66
great effort on the theme, ray
but apparently you don't know what a limerick is

and thanks for confirming my suspicions
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#67
snarg Wrote:great effort on the theme, ray
but apparently you don't know what a limerick is

and thanks for confirming my suspicions

surely you didn't expect me to try too hard, eh?
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#68
Raiden Wrote:you ain't missed a thing. SSDD.
Have fun dripping drool down your t-shirt,
wear your helmet so you don't get your head hurt,
its funny to me,
cause your dumb as can be,
now take my penis and down your throat please insert.
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#69
Raiden Wrote:surely you didn't expect me to try too hard, eh?


Raiden is a big fucking liar.
His style he claims we'll admire.
I ask him to "bring it",
yet his posts all suck shit
It's time for this guy to retire.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#70
Who's been run so far?
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#71
There's one guy that were shouldn't mock
That poster that they call Havoc
He's tough and he's mean
When he's on the scene
And boy does he like the cock
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#72
I wonder is Hallmark hiring?
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#73
When does the haiku thread start?
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#74
TomFoolery Wrote:Raiden is a big fucking liar.
His style he claims we'll admire.
I ask him to "bring it",
yet his posts all suck shit
It's time for this guy to retire.

TF, my fliend, if you were serious about that, then I would have some hurt feelers. I know you love me though.

edit: in a non gay way.
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#75
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Answer the question you dumb fuckin whore
your gender we cannot ignore,
now what will it be,
a he or a she,
and post pics if you're not really sure.

Are you really that fucking dense?
My gender you can't really sense?
When you busted your load
it dampened my chode
With that you should be off the fence.
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#76
Raiden Wrote:TF, my fliend, if you were serious about that, then I would have some hurt feelers. I know you love me though.

edit: in a non gay way.


To anyone that may be reading:
please help, because we are needing
some sutures and gauze
and some Band-Aids because
Raiden's fat pussy is bleeding.







Eco-friendly smack. 95% recycled.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#77
TomFoolery Wrote:To anyone that may be reading:
please help, because we are needing
some sutures and gauze
and some Band-Aids because
Raiden's fat pussy is bleeding.







Eco-friendly smack. 95% recycled.

hahahahahahhaa

thanks for not disappointing, my fliend.
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#78
snarg Wrote:fitty
great fukkin theard retards
have i missed any others in the last three days??
link pealse
TIA


you suck at this limerrick thing.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#79
:lool:
GREAT !!! thard ....

Ok I'll make it easy .... IN!!!
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#80
This forum is run by Leeman
His guests all enjoy the semen
Some are gals
but really, not all
Still, I don't think they'll be leavin'
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