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Who Wants To Receive Some Limerick Smack?
#41
There was this poster named Paddy
Who freely gave out his real addy
Clay shows up one day
and turns his ass gay,
Forcing him to call Clay his "Big Daddy".
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#42
Ladies love the poster named Mich
PM's make his balls start to twitch
All day he does flirt
with anyone with a skirt
But the dudes all think he's a bitch.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#43
yeah go on, looks like this is my "appreciation day" here.
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#44
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Now this one's good!

It is not even a limerick.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#45
ntype Wrote:yeah go on, looks like this is my "appreciation day" here.

So Ntype is a poor spelling Swiss
His political views are amiss
His draws lots of laughs
from grammitical gaffs
but his ignorance makes his life bliss.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#46
So Sandog is dumber than dirt,
He can't even button his shirt,
When asked if he's smart,
He let out a fart,
Then giggled until his side hurt.
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#47
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:So Sandog is dumber than dirt,
He can't even button his shirt,
When asked if he's smart,
He let out a fart,
Then giggled until his side hurt.

Nice attempt for a 4th grader.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#48
Flumper sucks cock twice a day
He swallows without a delay
But his ass is off limits
No cocks allowed in it
So he still thinks that he is not gay.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#49
San Dog, he like to lick balls
He's frequently found at the malls
hitting on boys
is one of his joys
which isn't that funny at all.
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#50
The IT member called SanDog
Is a big fan of boys who play leapfrog
He insists he's no queer
To all who can hear
"I just watch in the name of research dawg"
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#51
I don't really need any smack today, thanks though.
fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#52
this one slut called PBA
she's quite a good fucking lay
but for all her bitchin' and moanin'
she's not nearly as hot as Monen
so I'll save her ass for a rainy day
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#53
There once was this bitch PBA
I heard she was an awful lay
She'd suck my dick
then make herself sick
She said she felt better that way
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#54
The internet's best semen pumper
Logs in with the nickname of "Flumper".
Ask him if he's gay,
He'll respond with "No way!
But I do like the cock in my dumper."
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#55
TomFoolery Wrote:The internet's best semen pumper
Logs in with the nickname of "Flumper".
Ask him if he's gay,
He'll respond with "No way!
But I do like the cock in my dumper."
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#56
The one with the name FM Bean
Loves the whole Navy man scene
He Grabs all the cocks
of the boys on the docks
Off seamen he's trying to ween.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#57
HAHAHAHAHAH stop it you are killin me!!:loool:
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#58
Major Private is not one of us,
He rides to school on a little short bus,
And the drool on his chin,
Gets worse when he grins,
And his pull up causes him quite a fuss.
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#59
SanDog Wrote:The one with the name FM Bean
Loves the whole Navy man scene
He Grabs all the cocks
of the boys on the docks
Off seamen he's trying to ween.

You're smack is D- at best
So why don't you give it a rest?
You've got nothing to say
So please go away
But not till I poop on your chest.
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#60
FlickMyBean Wrote:You're smack is D- at best
So why don't you give it a rest?
You've got nothing to say
So please go away
But not till I poop on your chest.

Are you a chick or a dood,
Not telling is really quite rude,
When I see your brown eye,
I assume you're a guy,
But your avatar keeps me confused.
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