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Who Wants To Receive Some Limerick Smack?
#21
TomFoolery Wrote:I will run you.

We could've piled up a hundred years of great posters and great funny men: men with honor and brains and humor. You tore down every best part of them. The people who read it in the forums, they're gonna overlook the fact of what others have done; the hours of decent and honorable posts that have been made. Yeah, they're gonna overlook all the good. They'll overlook every last good poster in the country. But they'll remember YOU. Because you're a bad one.
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#22
Cmuncher Wrote:There once was an IT poster from the slum,
Who swallowed ten barrels of cum,
And before he was aware of it,
Seemed no more cum could fit,
And he had to start offering his bum.

thats horrible
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#23
Paddy Wrote:On his first trip from home Mr. Jdub
Made a point of hitting a gay pub
Just a nod and a wink
Had him over a sink
Getting slammed by a big bruiser's man club

Fantastic.

I'm letting my intern Paddy fill in for me while I finish some work. I'll be back later to clean out this palce.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#24
Paddy Wrote:On his first trip from home Mr. Jdub
Made a point of hitting a gay pub
Just a nod and a wink
Had him over a sink
Getting slammed by a big bruiser's man club
Paddy - +1
TF - -8
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#25
Paddy Wrote:I can't think of anything that rhymes with Cmuncher so let's just say I called you a fag.
I bet you had to think long and hard about that one.
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#26
TomFoolery Wrote:This gay dude that posts here named HMMMMMM
puts the cock in his mouth and says, "MMMMMMM".
His knees start to shake
And he salivates
Until semen is released in his bum*.

*BUMMMMM? Fuck, I don't know. This shit is difficult.

There once was a man named Tom Foolery
Who often acted like a tool to me.
He dreamed of doing gay porn
But quit when his a-hole was worn
Saying, "Too much semen has pooled on me"
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#27
Joe Friday Wrote:We could've piled up a hundred years of great posters and great funny men: men with honor and brains and humor. You tore down every best part of them. The people who read it in the forums, they're gonna overlook the fact of what others have done; the hours of decent and honorable posts that have been made. Yeah, they're gonna overlook all the good. They'll overlook every last good poster in the country. But they'll remember YOU. Because you're a bad one.
Why the fuck am I the worst troll of the week?
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#28
I was sitting there eating my lunch
When in walks this fag called cmunch
He reached down below
but only to show
that his testicles never really did grow.
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#29
cLaY Wrote:thats horrible
Hit too close to home hey?
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#30
FlickMyBean Wrote:I was sitting there eating my lunch
When in walks this fag called cmunch
He reached down below
but only to show
that his testicles never really did grow.


Now this one's good!
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#31
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#32
Cmuncher Wrote:I bet you had to think long and hard about that one.

Sorry dood, I'll work on something using "panties" and "bunch"
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#33
FlickMyBean Wrote:I was sitting there eating my lunch
When in walks this fag called cmunch
He reached down below
but only to show
that his testicles never really did grow.
You should hold Paddy's hand. He needs some guidance.
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#34
Cmuncher Wrote:Hit too close to home hey?

it was a broken limerick, no flow to it. it sucked shit.
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#35
I was dreaming of a woman named BEW
I was thinking she was one of the few
that could make my dick shrink
in less than a wink
but then I started to spew.
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#36
Do me! Do me! :lol:
Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#37
Fuck, my smack here is gay
I shouldn't continue to play.
Any resources for stopping
My board cred from dropping
Would be appreciated here right away.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#38
Cmuncher Wrote:Why the fuck am I the worst troll of the week?

You spend some time posting and you'll have the ability, the experience and maybe the desire to be good. If you like to fly by the seat of your pants, this is where you belong. For every good post you make, you've got 3 million bad ones to choose from. And most of the time, you'll have few funny ones and a lot of misses. You'll run down trolls that take you nowhere. You'll work all-night flame wars that could last a week. You'll do work until you're sure you've talked to everybody on the internet.

But there's also this: there are over 5,000,000 members of forums on the internet, who know that being a top shelf poster is an endless, glamourless, thankless job that's gotta be done.

I know it, too, and I'm damn glad to be one of them.
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#39
Our C minus poster called hoax
Did some work on his internet jokes
He works through the day
But can't find a way
To impress any right thinking folks.
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#40
FlickMyBean Wrote:I was dreaming of a woman named BEW
I was thinking she was one of the few
that could make my dick shrink
in less than a wink
but then I started to spew.


Goooooooooooood!!!
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