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I Went Camping This Weekend
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We go to this palce in Northern Wisconsin every year. This was our last year there, because the palce really sucks now.

Some of you know my friend, I think I called him "Pete" last time. He was there too and really drunk.

Click here if you don't know "Pete".





So he's fucked up and pretty much passed out.

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Exhibit A


So I start fucking with him.

TF: "Hey Pete, you catch the score of the Brewers game?"

Pete: "Mmmmm"

TF: "You think they played good tonight?"

Pete: "Mmmmm"

TF: "Hey Pete...what's the sound you make when there's a meaty cock in front of your face?"

Pete: "Mmmmm"





The trip was alright. Rafting is pretty gay now since we've done both rivers there 3 times. Someone pissed on me while I was sleeping on Friday. I stubbed my toe pretty good while drunk. Not much more to say.


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My rafting shoes
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#2

Rack the duct tape, Tom. Oh, and the meaty cock.
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#3

Nice work.
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#4

minorthreat Wrote:Nice work.

It was OK.
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#5

Reading the stories of your silly friend pete has made me think about importing some of my old doings onto here...I guess it would be appropriate if I start with the time I pissed on a girl in the shower...

-Spork

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#6

Love the duct tape.
You have ugly feet.

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"This one time I went outside, the graphics were okay, but the game play sucked"  {Quote - Its Kyle}
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#7

suzy Wrote:Love the duct tape.
You have ugly feet.

Really? I kinda like my feet. I'd probably suck my toes.
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#8

TomFoolery Wrote:Really? I kinda like my feet. I'd probably suck my toes.
Feet are gross.

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"This one time I went outside, the graphics were okay, but the game play sucked"  {Quote - Its Kyle}
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#9

you need pedicure tom....

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#10

pepsi Wrote:you need pedicure tom....

(insert culturally insensitive remark about Asian female + pedicure here)
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TomFoolery Wrote:(insert culturally insensitive remark about Asian female + pedicure here)
you should go get the pedicure and flirt with the asian bitches who know maybe one will love you long timeeeeeeee.

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#12

sounds like a good trip.
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