[cLaY]

...my family as on a trip to England for some reason, we were waiting for our hotel room to become available for some reason and we happened to wander over the Hyde Park for the Live 8 concert just as all of the performers were on stage singing "Let it Be"...

Some how myself and my mom ended up on stage standing next to all the Pink Floyd guys. I was standing there with my arms wrapped around Richard Wright and Roger Waters, it was EPOCK. They invite me and my mom backstage to have some friendly conversation.

I stand up to leave and shake all their hands for being gracious hosts. When I get around to shake David Gilmour's hand he looks all fucked up and sick, has this huge growth coming out of his back, it was weird. I shake his hand and eyes roll back in his head. Roger walks up to him, picks him up and all the guys rush off to the hospital. Just before they walk off Roger stops and says not to leak out that David Gilmour has just died.

I woke up freaked out, went into the bathroom, pissed all over the roll of toilet paper and went back to bed.

[leucetios]

that's fucked up. Does anyone have him on their Death List this year?

[cLaY]

he's really not that old, less than 70 I'm sure.

[Ntype]

so you pissed over the toilet paper roll....

[Odysseus]

summary?

[cLaY]

all of you can fuck right off

[Odysseus]

Yippi kaye mutherfucker.

[cLaY]

bump

[BIRD33]

You left the part out were your mom went down on sid barret backstage.

[Bill]

I was waiting for the part where Clay's mom introduces him to his real father, Roger Water's original heroine junkie roadie.