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The IT Commandments
#1

And behold, after leading the lost UJ'ers out of exile, Leeman went unto the mountain, and defecated thereon, and out of the feces rose a great and powerful site. The server then spoke to Leeman:

1. Thou shalt bring the epoch suck on a daily basis.

2. Thou shalt not admit defeat, bode or ownage in any manner.

3. Thou shalt honor Clay as penile engulfer regularly.

4. Remember the cock pics for the acceptance of Banana.

5. Thou must make a joyful effort to get TF unbanned from UJ.





etc etc.... help me here please.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#2

this stuff is gold!

GOLD, JERRY!!!

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suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#3

6. Thou shalt not bump thy own shit threads.
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#4

Don't we have enough rules?
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#5

I'm gonna stop creating threads and just read for a few weeks.

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#6

VitaminE Wrote:Don't we have enough rules?

These are comandments (PS?)

Not the constitution ....




Actually whats the diffrence since none are followed ...

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#7

leeman Wrote:These are comandments (PS?)

Not the constitution ....




Actually whats the diffrence since none are followed ...

Argue much?
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#8

VitaminE Wrote:Argue much?


Nahh I leave that to the users and selected admins

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#9

IT love-IN. Stat.
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#10

Banana Wrote:IT love-IN. Stat.
Pass. Fuck this palce... HARD.... today.

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#11

Banana Wrote:IT love-IN. Stat.

Before I jump in, who's all playing?
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#12

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Pass. Fuck this palce... HARD.... today.

Dr L = Keeper!
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#13

7. Thou shalt not trool nor lay down with those that do.
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#14

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:7. Thou shalt not trool nor lay down with those that do.

Bye!
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#15

I'll also get those epcock glow in the dark toofeses and some non-toxic face paint. Glittery and stuff.

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#16

Thou shalt not post on the weekends. >_>
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#17

:bump:
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#18

thou shalt make fun of snarg's age

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#19

snarg Wrote:thou shalt make fun of snarg's age
Shut up, Clarence
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#20

this is one you seem to adhere to, marvin

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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