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Fucking RACK!
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Is it too early to recommend Kevin Spacey as Gargamel? Paramount has acquired the film rights to everybody's favorite three-apple-high heroes, the Smurfs, with plans to create a 3-D computer-animated trilogy. Even Bigmouth, it seems, isn't as hungry for a silver-screen Smurf incarnation as fans of the Saturday morning classic, which will celebrate its 50th anniversary in 2008. Herb Ratner (the upcoming "Mr. Lucky") will be writing the newest adventures of Papa Smurf, pre-Smithers butt-kisser Brainy, and such self-explanatory forest dwellers as Grouchy, Jokey, Hefty and perhaps (if they're desperate enough) even Sassette. The first film will be released in conjunction with the anniversary, and the filmmakers hope that audiences will continue to sing the blues with two more films in the following years. No plot has been revealed yet. ...

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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YAY!!! When do you think I should start camping out to be first on line for tickets?

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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i don't know, but i smell "avatar theme day"

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:i don't know, but i smell "avatar theme day"

you wanna be sassette don't you.
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leeman?
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Kevin Spacey, while a good actor, is an ass pirate.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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