07-21-2005, 05:56 PM
Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,
she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful
and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You
impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The
husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,
she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful
and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You
impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The
husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.