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Fucking Miracle Whip.
#1

Ever bit into a sandwich expecting mayo only to find the ass & feet taste of miracle whip. Yeah, that sucks. :rant:

Fuck.
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#2

I like Miracle Whip. In fact, I like Miracle Whip Light even more. Discuss?
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#3

I've always thought Mayo tasted like 5 day old skidmnakred toilet paper.
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#4

TomFoolery Wrote:I like Miracle Whip. In fact, I like Miracle Whip Light even more. Discuss?

More than Mayo? Or you just like it?

Fuck.
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#5

Beaucephus Wrote:I've always thought Mayo tasted like 5 day old skidmnakred toilet paper.


Yeah but youre gay, so your view is skewed.

Fuck.
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#6

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:More than Mayo? Or you just like it?

Both, I guess. There really isn't much more to discuss.
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#7

i like both....what's to discuss...

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#8

TomFoolery Wrote:Both, I guess. There really isn't much more to discuss.


Thats sick dawg.

Fuck.
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#9

Agreed. Miracle Whip is for cheeseheads. Hellmann's uber alles.

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#10

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Yeah but youre gay, so your view is skewed.

Look just because you prefer GAYO to Miracle Whip is no reason to try and switch the gayness around here.
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#11

Beaucephus Wrote:Look just because you prefer GAYO to Miracle Whip is no reason to try and switch the gayness around here.

I said Mayo dawg. Read it again. I think youre seeing what you want to see.

Fuck.
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#12

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I said Mayo dawg. Read it again. I think youre seeing what you want to see.

Pickle smoker.
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#13

Beaucephus Wrote:Pickle smoker.

I know you are but what am I?



Nothing stands up to Pee Wee Herman smack.

Fuck.
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#14

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I know you are but what am I?



Nothing stands up to Pee Wee Herman smack.

DAMN. :|
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#15

Beaucephus Wrote:I've always thought Mayo tasted like 5 day old skidmnakred toilet paper.
If I said I was familiar with this word, I'd be lying.

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#16

WoolyGoat Wrote:If I said I was familiar with this word, I'd be lying.

Man I got no excuses. :|
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#17

Beaucephus Wrote:Man I got no excuses. :|

Dont rule out your low IQ.

See You In Toledo
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#18

BIRD33 Wrote:Dont rule out your low IQ.

How could I forget such a thing. Rolleyes
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#19

I would throw the fucking sandwich away and go hungry before I'd eat Miracle Whip. It's nasty.
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#20

Guess who doesnt swallow./\/\/\/\

See You In Toledo
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