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7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number! 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly BRIE time, baby!
Your nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.....just sayin.
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I am gonna read this again when I am high.
Fuck.
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You either get it or you don't
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number! 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly BRIE time, baby!
what about the 7 dwarfs?
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I guess we just don't get it.
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number! 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly BRIE time, baby!
I get it, but chose to forget it...
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted Stroehmann: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted Stroehmann: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted Stroehmann: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted Stroehmann: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted Stroehmann: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted Stroehmann: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted Stroehmann: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
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He's smoking the good stuff...
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Ben Stiller movies are Teh SUxors!
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No denying it, that scene was pure $$$$$
Harley (Harlan?) Banks is hilarious in that scene. Also played the cop that drank the piss in Dumb and Dumber.
"Gimme that beer, you pumpkin pie haircutted little freak!"
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:No denying it, that scene was pure $$$$$
Harley (Harlan?) Banks is hilarious in that scene. Also played the cop that drank the piss in Dumb and Dumber.
"Gimme that beer, you pumpkin pie haircutted little freak!"
He's good shit, but Ben Stiller sends creepy feelings up my back side.
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