06-20-2005, 07:32 PM
As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked she asked,
"What in the world are you doing?
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please go away and
leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other
side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing. the daughter said, "Dad, I'm
thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise
coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area and
observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The
vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked she asked,
"What in the world are you doing?
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please go away and
leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other
side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing. the daughter said, "Dad, I'm
thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise
coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area and
observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The
vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
