G$D's Fat Co-Worker
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The air conditioning must be broken. I'm sweating profusely, and I don't think it's from the 50 meter walk I had this morning.
Sometimes when I get hot I take Coke cans from the vending machine and stuff them into my fat rolls. It's like having 4 mini ice packs on my body.
I think I'll do that and then when I'm cooled down I'll give one of the pops to G$D. Watching him sip from the can that was produced from my love handle rolls will be sweet revenge for the stunts he pulled yesterday.
G$D's Fat Co-Worker
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P.S. If anyone has any other ideas on how I can get back at G$D for yesterday's antics, please send me an email at:
chunkyhoholover69@gmail.com
I'm thinking you probly sweat diet coke...
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Question: When the vending man comes, do your co-workers need to call you into a meeting in another part of the office, so you don't hump his leg while he's reloading your daily intake?
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I was already preparing some incendiary email to our plumber about some nasty water infiltrations.
Dr. Lecter, as a man of art I shall say you the truth : She doesn't need to be called she recognise the sound of the vending's man van and his footsteps (it is said that she keeps some secret altar to his glory somewhere in the building).
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Question: When the vending man comes, do your co-workers need to call you into a meeting in another part of the office, so you don't hump his leg while he's reloading your daily intake?
I used to salivate like one of Pavlov's dogs when the vending services truck arrived here. After 2 co-workers injured their backs from slipping in the pool of my drool and sweat, management decided something needed to be done.
Now they schedule deliveries to coincide with my lunch hours. Yeah, that's right...hours, plural.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Please Porky......You and I both know that the smegma between your rolls would destroy an aluminum can long before you could walk your fat ass down here to give it to me.
You're wrong. Ask Janice, she's seen me down Diet Cokes pulled from the fat. And it doesn't even take me that long to get to your office; if I only pause once to catch my breath I can probably do it in less than 2 minutes.
P.S. I ate that bag of Pepperoni Combos you had at your desk.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I jerked off into that bag while talking to Tammy this morning. I didnt have anywhere else to release at. Hope you enjoyed them.
I thought it was some sort of frosting. I get the Combos monthly newsletter, and I didn't see them mention they would be expanding their product line so I was kinda concerned...but I got over it as soon as I felt the first tasty morsel hit my extra wide tongue.
Will you go to Denny's and pick me up a Dagwood sandwich during your lunch hour? I need an afternoon snack.
