06-03-2005, 06:21 PM
>> >
>> > It has been known for many years that sex was good
>> > exercise, but until now, nobody had made a scientific
>> > study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now
>> > after "original and proprietary" research a team of scientists proudly
>>
>> > presents its
>> > results:
>> >
>> > REMOVING PARTNER'S CLOTHES:
>> > With consent........................12 Calories
>> > Without consent...............2187 Calories
>> >
>> > UNHOOKING HER BRA:
>> > With both hands....................8 Calories
>> > With one hand.....................12 Calories
>> > With your teeth..................485 Calories
>> >
>> > PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
>> > With an erection......................6 calories
>> > Without an erection..........3315 Calories
>> >
>> > POSITIONS:
>> > Missionary.......................... 12 Calories
>> > 69 lying down..................... 78 Calories
>> > 69 standing up....................812 calories
>> > Wheelbarrow......................216 Calories
>> > Doggy Style........................326 calories
>> > Italian chandelier...............2912 calories
>> >
>> > ORGASMS (hers):
>> > Real................................112 calories
>> > Fake.................................1315 Calories
>> >
>> > POST ORGASM:
>> > Lying in bed hugging............18 Calories
>> > Getting up immediately........36 Calories
>> > Explaining why you got up
>> > immediately......................816 Calories
>> >
>> > GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
>> > If you are:
>> > 10-19 years...........................20 calories
>> > 20-29 years........................ 36 Calories
>> > 30-39 years........................ 80 Calories
>> > 40-49 years........................124 Calories
>> > 50-59 years..................... 1972 Calories
>> > 60-69 years..................... 7916 Calories
>> > 70 and over.................Results are still pending
>> >
>> > DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
>> > Calmly.................................32 Calories
>> > In a hurry..............................78 calories
>> > With her father knocking at the
>> > door.................................5218 Calories
>> > With your wife knocking at the
>> > door..............................13,521 Calories
>> > Results may vary.
>> > It has been known for many years that sex was good
>> > exercise, but until now, nobody had made a scientific
>> > study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now
>> > after "original and proprietary" research a team of scientists proudly
>>
>> > presents its
>> > results:
>> >
>> > REMOVING PARTNER'S CLOTHES:
>> > With consent........................12 Calories
>> > Without consent...............2187 Calories
>> >
>> > UNHOOKING HER BRA:
>> > With both hands....................8 Calories
>> > With one hand.....................12 Calories
>> > With your teeth..................485 Calories
>> >
>> > PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
>> > With an erection......................6 calories
>> > Without an erection..........3315 Calories
>> >
>> > POSITIONS:
>> > Missionary.......................... 12 Calories
>> > 69 lying down..................... 78 Calories
>> > 69 standing up....................812 calories
>> > Wheelbarrow......................216 Calories
>> > Doggy Style........................326 calories
>> > Italian chandelier...............2912 calories
>> >
>> > ORGASMS (hers):
>> > Real................................112 calories
>> > Fake.................................1315 Calories
>> >
>> > POST ORGASM:
>> > Lying in bed hugging............18 Calories
>> > Getting up immediately........36 Calories
>> > Explaining why you got up
>> > immediately......................816 Calories
>> >
>> > GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
>> > If you are:
>> > 10-19 years...........................20 calories
>> > 20-29 years........................ 36 Calories
>> > 30-39 years........................ 80 Calories
>> > 40-49 years........................124 Calories
>> > 50-59 years..................... 1972 Calories
>> > 60-69 years..................... 7916 Calories
>> > 70 and over.................Results are still pending
>> >
>> > DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
>> > Calmly.................................32 Calories
>> > In a hurry..............................78 calories
>> > With her father knocking at the
>> > door.................................5218 Calories
>> > With your wife knocking at the
>> > door..............................13,521 Calories
>> > Results may vary.