[Dr. Lecter]

Well, since I had just had my male manicure Friday after work I was primed to have a few cosmos at my friend's "Queer as Folk" party. He just got the new DVD's.
That was a blast, and on Saturday, I ignored my kids until about 3pm, when my hangover subsided. I thought it would be cool to write poetry in the shade while they did the yardwork, so did that.
Shit! Overslept for the big sales on Sunday, so I blew em off and wore my wife-beater t-short to late mass.
Today, I went to the park and rubbed myself under my shorts while watching the young moms push their kids on the swings.
What did all yall do?

[Dr. Lecter]

Bump

Please put in HOF.

[Blondie]

Got drunk....talked too much shit...got beat up a couple times....

[Dr. Lecter]

ALTER ego. I said. Not Id. :loool:

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Got drunk....talked too much shit...got beat up a couple times....

Sincerely,

The mexican dating my sister in law.

[Blondie]

Sincerely,

The mexican dating my sister in law.

Don't get me started......... :*>

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Don't get me started......... :*>

You know I love you TittyPie.

[Blondie]

You know I love you TittyPie.

I'm feeling kinda warm n fuzzy too....

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I'm feeling kinda warm n fuzzy too....

Alcohol?

[Blondie]

Alcohol?

You know I love you man..... :beer:

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

You know I love you man..... :beer:

Me or the alcohol? :confused:

[Blondie]

Me or the alcohol? :confused:

GADONK...GADONK.....GADONK.....yeah.....

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

GADONK...GADONK.....GADONK.....yeah.....

Sweet! Is that a song about me?

[Blondie]

Sweet! Is that a song about me?

I'm still working on it....Gadonk ....gadonk....get drunk....talk the splunk....that's all I have right now.

[Swits]

My weekend was fucking awesome! I went clubbing Friday night, went out of town to stay at a friend's cabin Saturday. Did a lot of hiking and getting fucked up and stayed the night. Sunday night I did more clubbing, won a raffle which resulted in me getting covered in honey and having beautiful women stick as many dollar bills as they could on me ($78!). Then went to an after party, got more wasted, and danced to more music.

One of the best weekends I've had in a long time!

[Dr. Lecter]

My weekend was fucking awesome! I went clubbing Friday night, went out of town to stay at a friend's cabin Saturday. Did a lot of hiking and getting fucked up and stayed the night. Sunday night I did more clubbing, won a raffle which resulted in me getting covered in honey and having beautiful women stick as many dollar bills as they could on me ($78!). Then went to an after party, got more wasted, and danced to more music.

One of the best weekends I've had in a long time!

My alter ego thinks your alter ego rocks.

[Blondie]

My alter ego thinks your alter ego rocks.

:*>

[Dr. Lecter]

:roll:

[Blondie]

:roll:

cratch:

[Swits]

what?