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Toothpaste on my nice blue shirt this morning and didnt realize it. I just gave a 15 minute presentation to the CFO and Manager of Provider Relations.......I bet I looked really fucking professional. :roll: Im hoping my tie was covering it, but my luck doesnt usually hold out for such things. Discuss.
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#2

That sucks. They probably thought it was dried jizz though and loved you for it.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Toothpaste on my nice blue shirt this morning and didnt realize it. I just gave a 15 minute presentation to the CFO and Manager of Provider Relations.......I bet I looked really fucking professional. :roll: Im hoping my tie was covering it, but my luck doesnt usually hold out for such things. Discuss.

I ran this through the Internet Bullshit Dissiminator 2.0513c and here's what I got....

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I got toothpaste on my spiderman pajama top this morning and didnt realize it. I just went with my mom to the donut shop and I was having a bowel movement in my pants in front of Mrs. Chu and her daughter.......I bet I looked really fucking grown up and stuff. :roll: Im hoping my blankey was covering it, but my luck doesnt usually hold out for such things. Discuss.

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Dude. Dont fucking bring my blankey into this, some things are personal dawg. :roll:
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Beaucephus Wrote:That sucks. They probably thought it was dried jizz though and loved you for it.

They were both women.....do chicks like cum stains? :S :roll:
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Toothpaste on my nice blue shirt this morning and didnt realize it. I just gave a 15 minute presentation to the CFO and Manager of Provider Relations.......I bet I looked really fucking professional. :roll: Im hoping my tie was covering it, but my luck doesnt usually hold out for such things. Discuss.

Sounds like an insurance salesman.
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Bill Wrote:Sounds like an insurance salesman.

I work in insurance but not in sales. :S
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I work in insurance but not in sales. :S

outta Bellair? Mrs Bill is thinking about looking for a new csr job......
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#9

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:They were both women.....do chicks like cum stains? :S :roll:

As originally stated by me, they probably loved you for it. Wink
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Beaucephus Wrote:As originally stated by me, they probably loved you for it. Wink


Sweet. Maybe they'll give me a promotion for being so irresistable and hot and stuff.
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#11

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Sweet. Maybe they'll give me a promotion for being so irresistable and hot and stuff.

I know I would. RAKC you and your cum stained ass. :d
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Sweet. Maybe they'll give me a promotion for being so irresistable and hot and stuff.

Only if you had a shirt/nametag with "Gadonkadonk Money Dawg" printed on it.
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Bill Wrote:Only if you had a shirt/nametag with "Gadonkadonk Money Dawg" printed on it.


I will make one later today and be sure to walk past them with it on......Maybe I'll even take pictures for yall.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I will make one later today and be sure to walk past them with it on......Maybe I'll even take pictures for yall.


that could be an epoch avatar......just sayin.
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#15

I dont know if anything will beat Maynard dressed as a chick. :roll:







BTW I am still shocked this thread has as much run as it does.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:BTW I am still shocked this thread has as much run as it does.

It's Friday, doug. We don't got much to work with. :d
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I dont know if anything will beat Maynard dressed as a chick. :roll:


BTW I am still shocked this thread has as much run as it does.

Any mention of jizz is sure to give you an instant 2 pager around here.
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#18

I am going to continually bump this thread today to increase it's run time. Perhaps by this afternoon it will be truly epoch.
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Beaucephus Wrote:I am going to continually bump this thread today to increase it's run time. Perhaps by this afternoon it will be truly epoch.

^^^see the power jizz has^^^
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Sweet. Maybe they'll give me a promotion for being so irresistable and hot and stuff.
Nah. You now have a very low glass ceiling, Fag. Wink



(cyber with me later?)

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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