03-27-2004, 09:06 AM
People who are ft, ro date someone who is fat have an advantage over guys who date skinny girls, or girls who are skinny. At the store, depending on the girth of your date, you can quite possibly smuggle out 3 24-packs of Cola, a bag of chips, and some dip without both her and the store knowing. it's kinda like having a plus card, you get extra stuff for having a bigger chick.
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon

