[wahoo killa]

So, should I buy the ring or not?

Oh, and I should add. Despite this relationship, I have stumbled across a member here that I am obsessed with. Despite the fact that I am a Hokie, and this goes against all things good and holy, I am intrigued by this damn UVA grad paybacksare. I have made several attempts to get her attention, but I fail miserably. I have stalked her, flirted with her, used the purposely pissing her off technique, constant PM's, and various other methods expressing my desperation to be noticed.

She seems to ignore me, and the only reason I know she acknowledges my existence is because of the random comments she makes criticizing me.

Could someone please advise me on what to do to win her favor. I would appreciate any suggestions.

If you do not have any suggestions, could you please tell me anything you know about her so that I could attempt to feel closer to her. Shoe size, brand of deodorant, e-mail address, anything.

I am desperate and would appreciate your assistance.

[paybacksare]

Lay off the crack pipe, dear. You're not making too much sense. laptom:

But of course you should buy the ring. That's a silly question. How can you pass up the idea of spending the rest of your life with me! :blink:

[Blueeyedwoman]

So, should I buy the ring or not?

Oh, and I should add. Despite this relationship, I have stumbled across a member here that I am obsessed with. Despite the fact that I am a Hokie, and this goes against all things good and holy, I am intrigued by this damn UVA grad paybacksare. I have made several attempts to get her attention, but I fail miserably. I have stalked her, flirted with her, used the purposely pissing her off technique, constant PM's, and various other methods expressing my desperation to be noticed.

She seems to ignore me, and the only reason I know she acknowledges my existence is because of the random comments she makes criticizing me.

Could someone please advise me on what to do to win her favor. I would appreciate any suggestions.

If you do not have any suggestions, could you please tell me anything you know about her so that I could attempt to feel closer to her. Shoe size, brand of deodorant, e-mail address, anything.

I am desperate and would appreciate your assistance.

Sigh. I want a man to love me like that.

[paybacksare]

Sigh. I want a man to love me like that.

Ahhh, you say that now. But after several thousand loads of his dirty shorts in the laundry, and hours of cleaning up his male-funk in the bathroom, countless nights of his constant farting in the bed, and putting millions of his dishes into the dishwasher because he can't seem to find the kitchen unless there's beer in there....

...all he has to do is give me one of his looks and grab my hand and my heart melts all over again...


He is pretty awesome. :wub:

[Michman]

Considering that she tedns to your every need and has sex with you......the least you could do is get her the ring...........Beside is is fine and to bone that every night would be worth price of admission alone.

[PurpleHaze]

Ahhh, you say that now. But after several thousand loads of his dirty shorts in the laundry, and hours of cleaning up his male-funk in the bathroom, countless nights of his constant farting in the bed, and putting millions of his dishes into the dishwasher because he can't seem to find the kitchen unless there's beer in there....

...all he has to do is give me one of his looks and grab my hand and my heart melts all over again...


He is pretty awesome. :wub:

Awwwww! That's sweet. :wub: