[Ernies Little Brother]

How come you dont FUCKINGSUCKWHORESMEGMAGREASE love me? Is it cause I get you in truble when you say meen things to me? Why cant we be pals like other borthers. I will look at the girls without clothes on anytime you want.

[Calamity Jane421]

I can just shoot him in the ass for ya, Ernie. Just say the word. Or smother him in my fiery baby hole til he chokes.