[SQ Bimmer]

I notice your guys' photochop skillz are on par with bobo the monkey. Since I can take it as much as I dish it, let's see what you got! Below you will find two links. One goes to a PSD file with two layers in it: one with my entire head, another with just my face. Also linked is a JPG file (for those without photoshop) with the same two pics of me. I didn't put much effort into refining these pics, so if you clean the edges on them better, it will further show what you can do with photoshop. If not, no biggie.

Links:

http://sqbimmer.com/dump4/sqbimmer.psd (1.25 MB)

http://sqbimmer.com/dump4/sqbimmer.jpg

I will judge based off of these three criteria:

1) Quality.

2) How much it made me laugh.

3) How much of a response it gets from other viewers.

I dunno what the prize will be yet, I'll figure it out later.

NOW BRING IT SUCKAS!!!!

[Jive Turkey]

i thought you were bullshittin when you said you were half-a-chink. i'll eat my words now.

[VitaminE]

Dood, joo look totally gay!

[Jesse Antarctica]

I notice your guys' photochop skillz are on par with bobo the monkey. Since I can take it as much as I dish it, let's see what you got! Below you will find two links. One goes to a PSD file with two layers in it: one with my entire head, another with just my face. Also linked is a JPG file (for those without photoshop) with the same two pics of me. I didn't put much effort into refining these pics, so if you clean the edges on them better, it will further show what you can do with photoshop. If not, no biggie.

Links:

http://sqbimmer.com/dump4/sqbimmer.psd (1.25 MB)

http://sqbimmer.com/dump4/sqbimmer.jpg

I will judge based off of these three criteria:

1) Quality.

2) How much it made me laugh.

3) How much of a response it gets from other viewers.

I dunno what the prize will be yet, I'll figure it out later.

NOW BRING IT SUCKAS!!!!

how old are you ?

[Jesse Antarctica]

Dood, joo look totally gay!

that's not only a look


// Leeman
Sorry Ntype ... fun as hell but over the rules .....

//grumm ok boss prepared another one.

ps : ppl if you want to see the CENSORED ONE PM ME ! (it's nsfw'ish)

[Jesse Antarctica]

censored version.

(I didn't remember the "dick part" on the not do do list, but I supposed that everything could be shown after TF's poo threads...).

ps to sq : I don't care about your opinion, usually angry idiots only shout, they don't produce anything worthy. So sorry to tell you that way that you aren't worthy the electron's who are going to be used to display this message on your computer screen.

[BODE]

Maybe, spending 18 hours on a PhotoShop image is not what most would consider "normal", college geek. :d

[Jesse Antarctica]

Maybe, spending 18 hours on a PhotoShop image is not what most would consider "normal", college geek. :d

I don't remember seeing you around my home to check exactly how much time I spent to chop this pic (real 5-10 minutes).

You need culture to try the "educated guess" section; stick in the lower leagues right now it's better for everyone. To start for you that won't receive any shame and for us who are going to lose 5 minutes of our precious time to explain how much you're useless and noisy.

sin.

[asshat]

[Jesse Antarctica]

another one.

[SQ Bimmer]

LOL that first one (ntype's) is the best so far. Partly becasue the source file has near skin tone to mine.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I know you guys can do better though.

[SQ Bimmer]

how old are you ?

23

[BODE]

I don't remember seeing you around my home to check exactly how much time I spent to chop this pic (real 5-10 minutes).

You need culture to try the "educated guess" section; stick in the lower leagues right now it's better for everyone. To start for you that won't receive any shame and for us who are going to lose 5 minutes of our precious time to explain how much you're useless and noisy.

sin.

A. The statement was directed towards Bimmer. I'm sorry I didn't quote him.

Secondly - who the fuck are you?

Thirdly - Almost glad I did it so I gets to see how you really are. Post something fucking worthy and just a FEW won't have to carry this board.......

[Jdub]

A. The statement was directed towards Bimmer. I'm sorry I didn't quote him.

Secondly - who the fuck are you?

Thirdly - Almost glad I did it so I gets to see how you really are. Post something fucking worthy and just a FEW won't have to carry this board.......

Yeah, you fuckers are doing a hell of a job. :loool:

[Jesse Antarctica]

LOL that first one (ntype's) is the best so far. Partly becasue the source file has near skin tone to mine.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I know you guys can do better though.

1st one was a girl. sorry to tell you that way the reality

23

ok sucks to be asked the ID everytime you want a beer eh ? kiddie.

A. The statement was directed towards Bimmer. I'm sorry I didn't quote him.

Secondly - who the fuck are you?

Thirdly - Almost glad I did it so I gets to see how you really are. Post something fucking worthy and just a FEW won't have to carry this board.......

a. ok that wasn't directed to me, count that as a collateral damage

b. I am myself. I suppose that you are yourself. We don't know, it's the internet thingie; you know "meeting people all around the world".

c. never considered myself as a board puller; I don't have time (you know the thing called "work") and a social life I can't spend my life in the internet. But if you are concurring for the "epoch dude" of the board I don't see any problem.

d. how old are you ? (same question that for the troll). Maybe it wasn't the best period for you to join while having a troll invasion; but see point a) collateral damage.

So Nothing special against you, you seemed one of thoses trolls, the fact that you didn't quoted sq made me took the "shoot first ask questions later" option.

[ClamDigger]

amateurs, the whole lot of you

[Charon]

I think they got bored or took one look at the picture and figured why mess with a a masterpiece.

[BODE]

[minorthreat]

Rack!

[Velvet]

lmao damn funny stuff