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I'm having a
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wardrobe malfunction today.
My zipper is asking for blowjobs in public, apparently. Every time I zip up, it winds up downstairs within 5 minutes. Strange. Happened 5 times already.
Is this common, or are my pants possessed? Huh

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#2

You just have a loose zipper, I suggest buying some new pants that will not expose your thingy.

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see my sig for the answer

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#4

I have a pair of pants like that. My wife calls them my "date pants". Cool
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Obviously you have an invisible admirer who is trying to get a peek of the boys.

I can't believe you couldn't figure this one out on your own....

But I'll take a pic for my birthday present.

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No wonder dude was sellin them on ebay.
I can cash in with possessed pants on Ebay!!! Everybody else has, i.e. Grilled Cheese with the virgin mary, Gyro with Ghandi on it, McRib in the shape of Super Mario.
I'm listing it this weekend.

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paybacksare Wrote:Obviously you have an invisible admirer who is trying to get a peek of the boys.

I can't believe you couldn't figure this one out on your own....

But I'll take a pic myself for your birthday present.


lucky bastard!

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#8

nevermind. i read it wrong.
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#9

I made it bold for the humor impaired. Wink

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