[Grandmasta B-rap]

DJ ready to spin; B-rap ready to win some. Gotta bust the move; step back; let's go; step to the left, step to the right; wave yo hands in the air; slide left; slide right; get down & feel the beat.

Hit the lights; fog machines pumpin the smoke; blast them sirens; the roof is on fire.

This party is jumpin; crackas get the fuck back cuz B-rap showin the fuckin way; bitches diggin the B-rap; gonna be another lucky night. That's it ho's; show that back, grind that shit; it's all good.

[Dr. Lecter]

will there be cake and punch?

[Grandmasta B-rap]

u lookin for mad violence; you strappin a 9; this is B-rap's party; now get the fuck out or we bout to have some hardcore drama in this bitch.

[Dr. Lecter]

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[Bill]

will there be cake and punch?

I say we feed him cake then take turns punching him in the gut.

[Devious]

I say we feed him cake then take turns punching him in the gut.

Skip the cake! JUST KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

[Grandmasta B-rap]

don't be throwin' gang signs 'less yo' ass ready

[Dr. Lecter]

READY. Now bend over playa. Like you did in the white collar prison you were in for stealing digimon cards from the drug store.
Let me, Blake and Carson tear up your little balloon knot.

[Grandmasta B-rap]

This is B-raps party jewboy; i'll take yo pink yamulka and shove it up yo brown asshole, then take yo gefilta fishballs and feed them to my fish.

[WoolyGoat]

Insert UJ "Do Not Feed the Trolls" image here.