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So I'm Mopping The Floor At Work Today...
#1

And this guy walks in and I say, "Hey, watch your step".

He says, "don't tell me what to do, bitch" and then slips and falls in the wet spot. I think he twisted his ankle.

I dumped some of the hot mop bucket on his head while he was laying on the floor, and then my manager came by and kicked him in the ribs twice.

He limped out of the store crying.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

was his chicadee there with him?

prolly
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#3

I didn't know the CEO of Sun Microsystems mops the floors too. TF, way to be a hands-on leader. Kudos.
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#4

Bitch that's woman's work. Man up fukker!
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VitaminE Wrote:Bitch that's woman's work. Man up fukker!

I traded in my apron for a smock. Does that count?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#6

I have no idea.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I traded in my apron for a smock. Does that count?
Real men don't trade feminine work attire. If I had an apron I would be using it as an oily rag in my shop and storing it near an open flame.

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Asshat Wrote:Real men wear feminine work attire. If I had an apron I would be using it as a cum rag in my shop with any open flamer.

FTFA

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#9

:lool:

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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TomFoolery Wrote:FTFA

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Asshat Wrote:[Image: 9a4e4f7a.jpg]

FTFY

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#12

That jesus pic is getting a little old.
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#13

PurpleHaze Wrote:That jesus pic is getting a little old.

If someone would get him down, he looks like he'd be an epoch poster. We could use at least one on this board.
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PurpleHaze Wrote:That jesus pic is getting a little old.

So is the DQ pic.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:So is the DQ pic.
Ya.
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