[Jesse Antarctica]

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

"I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim... Ooooooooh donuts!"

"This is Porky Pig of Borg. You will be asi-asi-asi-asi-asi-asi... you will join us."

"Yoda of Borg am I. Assimilated you will be. Futile is your resistance, um?"

[leeman]

Ntype .....

Do you have a mental disease you have forgott to tell us about????

[Anhil8tor]

He is alergic to swedes

[Jesse Antarctica]

Ntype .....

Do you have a mental disease you have forgott to tell us about????

I perfectly sane.

That is maybe the problem with the rest of humanity.

:lol2: >_>

He is alergic to swedes

nooo I love swedes, especially if they are youg blonde womens.