01-19-2005, 12:10 AM
I went to Best Buy at lunch. I have to go buy a boat load of stuff for a comany give away. I was spending around $5000. X-boxes, IPOD's, Bose speakers, and gift certificates.
So I go in and I went for the X-boxes first. I could not find them.
Me: "Where are the x-boxes?"
WB: ''they are in the warehouse."
Me:"cool, can you grab me two?"
WB: "no you don't understand, our warehouse has to ship them to us."
Me: You are out of X-boxes?"
WB: Yeah, we have been since Christmas"
Me: "wow, sucks to be you."
WB: "what do you mean?"
Me: "I was about to spend $5000 here today, but if you don't have X-Boxes, I am going to go somewhere else and spend it all there."
WB: "Sorry sir."
Me: "don't apologize to me, apologize to your stock holders."
So now I gotta go to Fry's. See the point is to spend all the quan in one place, and get myself some free goodies for buying all the shit.
Damn it.
So I go in and I went for the X-boxes first. I could not find them.
Me: "Where are the x-boxes?"
WB: ''they are in the warehouse."
Me:"cool, can you grab me two?"
WB: "no you don't understand, our warehouse has to ship them to us."
Me: You are out of X-boxes?"
WB: Yeah, we have been since Christmas"
Me: "wow, sucks to be you."
WB: "what do you mean?"
Me: "I was about to spend $5000 here today, but if you don't have X-Boxes, I am going to go somewhere else and spend it all there."
WB: "Sorry sir."
Me: "don't apologize to me, apologize to your stock holders."
So now I gotta go to Fry's. See the point is to spend all the quan in one place, and get myself some free goodies for buying all the shit.
Damn it.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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