who can tell me who invented the rocking chair.....you got 5 min. cause I'm outta here in 6.
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.. Benjamin Franklin
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Rebecca "Carrie" Jane Billings Everson
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Nicholas, Claudius, and Adam Collignon invented the folding rocking chair March 10, 1868
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The senior delegate at the Constitutional Convention, Benjamin Franklin, had
invented such useful items as bifocals and a rocking chair,
i did not want to edit my answer, the whining would have been intolerable
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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i was first, skidmark
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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I think the fair thing would be to not award any points since it is obviously a tie.
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lol, mr asshat
how did i offend you??
there is now way to confuse who is first
this is epiphany material for ya, yak breath
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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snarg Wrote:lol, mr asshat
how did i offend you??
there is now way to confuse who is first
this is epiphany material for ya, yak breath
narg:
I am glad you find this funny.
It's good to meet you,
MR asshathow did i offend you
.There sure is.
Who said I had to make sense ?
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thanks for clearing that up, sassy
now go back to yer forum and leave us the fuck alone
TIA
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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:loool:
damn, is it on my wife's side of the family??
i never knew
will i be invited to the family get-togehters??
narg:
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I thought Santa Claus invented rocking chairs...
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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I could have used 500 points
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i was first with the correct answer
i was gonna edit my post, but posted again, just for the reason you are citing
give me a heads-up for the next contest
i use many of mny pts for charity work
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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