Dear Suck,
You have been temporarily placed in time out for your recent posts. While in time out you may peruse the forums but you may not post. Any attempt to post by you will result in an immediate banning of your IP address.
While in time out, I recommend that you review the Rules of This Site. You agreed to those rules when you joined and if you do not follow the rules of the site you will be banned.
In particular, Suck, you have been spamming this site and filling nearly every thread. You have highjacked many of our users names (VitE, TomF, Clay, etc.) and you, Suck, have apparently posted in their place. The continued posting of Suck cannot and will not be tolerated.
You have been warned.
IT Management.
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Dear Me,
I'm happy to be here at IT. The members here are demented and sad, but sociable. So i come here for the love and Ownster for the abuse. All my personalities are covered. Now if i can just find somewhere i can go and handle my MISTRESS side.
Love
Me
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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Hey, that's not funny.
Like my mom can read.
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Dear Beau.
Now that you have gotten your self married with a girl again... (eewww).
We will do our most to convert you back to the genuine life of Pink Lighter community...
We miss your ass.
Best Regards
CW, TY, TF, DEV, 7
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Dear Mr. Foolery
We have come to notice that the X-Rated movie, Men on Fire, has yet to be returned. It was due on the date of July 24th, 2004. You now owe $389.87 in late fees. If you returned and believe we have made a mistake please contact us immediatley. This will not go away Mr. Foolery.
Pay Up,
Blockbuster
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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Dear Diary,
I think I'm being noticed more. Today Vit.E and Tom both replied to my post. Dear god I hope I'm being noticed. Well I'm off to bed now Later
Asshat
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
Dear UDC
Stop making shitter one line posts. I will kill you if continue to do so.
Dear VitE and MT,
Please stop trying to be like me. It's getting embarrassing
Sincerly,
Fatsak
Dear Diary,
Today, we contiinued to make great strides in the forum civil rights movement. We admonished velvet for deleting posts and continued our unrelelnting assault on the Evil Empire (UJ). Tommorrow, we are going to go undercover (ie, make up new nics) and attempt to expose Dairy for the evil mod he is. Pray for us.
Sincerly,
TyrionX, Clayrock, bdic, MT, TFool, TribalDragon, CW, and VitE
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Dear The Hammer,
Mom wants you to go to the gas station to steal some soap so we can take showers today.
I understand if you can't though, with your busy internet schedule and all. I wouldn't want to cut into your IT and UJ time by asking you to do something simple like be a father.
If you get around to it we could use some food too since you forgot to feed us last night. Take your time though, we're used to your neglect.
Sincerely,
Your Children
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
Dear Tom,
Hope your happy with the Wild Card.
Vinnie
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Hope not!!! and then again...I can play nurce....LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Dear TomFoolery,
Enclosed is the deed and the title to the property known as Pepsi (also referred to as: Lovelynoi, SnD, Shannin, among others). We have registered your ownership of said property with land titles.
Sincerely,
Big Wang Realty
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Dear Phizer,
Since I can not afford your product (I clean toilets, and my crippled husband is good for nothing and slouches around the trailor all day long), I'd like to know if you ever give free samples of your product, Viagra. You see, my husband has never been able to maintain an erection, and because of that, our marriage is falling apart. Since I can not afford a viabrator (which I would prefer over him), please send as many free sample packets as you can possibly send, or a gift certificate for said vibrator.
Sincerely,
Hammer's Wife, Errr. NcBiker's Wife
Son, I am Disappoint.