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Letters to people
#61
Quote:Originally posted by Stoney@Oct 2 2004, 01:27 AM
Dear Banana,

I've so enjoyed the many hours we've spent together. I can really identify with how you must feel when those desperate, attention whoring bitches steal YOUR limelight. What pathetic slags. They're all ugly, no matter what all the guys say.
It's me and you kid. I'll never let you down. We'll keep on keeping on until we run every last one of them into the ground, no matter how immature or petty we have to act to do it!!

Yours, always, til the end,
The Green Eyed Monster
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Dear Stoney's Mom,

I am dropping you this note to express some concern that I have about Stoney's performance. While she is making some efforts, her abilities are not keeping up with her peers. I think it would be good that you spend some time with her and review her work before she submits anything in the future.

I am enclosing a recent attempt that she made to write a "humorous letter". As you can see, she desperately needs some guidance. Please call me if you have any questions.

Sincerely,


Stoney's 3rd Grade Teacher
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#62
Quote:Originally posted by chickychick@Oct 1 2004, 06:19 PM
Dear Stoney's Mom,

I am dropping you this note to express some concern that I have about Stoney's performance.  While she is making some efforts, her abilities are not keeping up with her peers.  I think it would be good that you spend some time with her and review her work before she submits anything in the future.

I am enclosing a recent attempt that she made to write a "humorous letter".  As you can see, she desperately needs some guidance.  Please call me if you have any questions.

Sincerely,
Stoney's 3rd Grade Teacher
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B+ smack...i think he/she got the idea
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#63
Dear Suck,

You have been temporarily placed in time out for your recent posts. While in time out you may peruse the forums but you may not post. Any attempt to post by you will result in an immediate banning of your IP address.

While in time out, I recommend that you review the Rules of This Site. You agreed to those rules when you joined and if you do not follow the rules of the site you will be banned.

In particular, Suck, you have been spamming this site and filling nearly every thread. You have highjacked many of our users names (VitE, TomF, Clay, etc.) and you, Suck, have apparently posted in their place. The continued posting of Suck cannot and will not be tolerated.

You have been warned.

IT Management.
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#64
Dear Me,

I'm happy to be here at IT. The members here are demented and sad, but sociable. So i come here for the love and Ownster for the abuse. All my personalities are covered. Now if i can just find somewhere i can go and handle my MISTRESS side.

Love
Me
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#65
Hey, that's not funny.

Like my mom can read.
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#66
Dear Beau.

Now that you have gotten your self married with a girl again... (eewww).
We will do our most to convert you back to the genuine life of Pink Lighter community...


We miss your ass.

Best Regards
CW, TY, TF, DEV, 7
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#67
Quote:Originally posted by LeeMan@Oct 2 2004, 02:58 AM
Dear Beau.

Now that you have gotten your self married with a girl again... (eewww).
We will do our most to convert you back to the genuine life of Pink Lighter community...
We miss your ass.

Best Regards
CW, TY, TF, DEV, 7
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Shit. All this time, I thought you were all joking about the U R GAY shit.
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#68
Dear Mr. Foolery

We have come to notice that the X-Rated movie, Men on Fire, has yet to be returned. It was due on the date of July 24th, 2004. You now owe $389.87 in late fees. If you returned and believe we have made a mistake please contact us immediatley. This will not go away Mr. Foolery.

Pay Up,
Blockbuster
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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#69
Dear Diary,
I think I'm being noticed more. Today Vit.E and Tom both replied to my post. Dear god I hope I'm being noticed. Well I'm off to bed now Later
Asshat
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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#70
Dear UDC

Stop making shitter one line posts. I will kill you if continue to do so.
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#71
Dear VitE and MT,

Please stop trying to be like me. It's getting embarrassing

Sincerly,
Fatsak
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#72
Quote:Originally posted by The Hammer@Oct 3 2004, 10:07 AM
Dear VitE and MT,

Please stop trying to be like me. It's getting embarrassing

Sincerly,
Fatsak
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Dear The Hammer,

You wouldn't know me if I hit you in the face.

Sincerely,
Bode and Epoch
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#73
Dear Diary,

Today, we contiinued to make great strides in the forum civil rights movement. We admonished velvet for deleting posts and continued our unrelelnting assault on the Evil Empire (UJ). Tommorrow, we are going to go undercover (ie, make up new nics) and attempt to expose Dairy for the evil mod he is. Pray for us.

Sincerly,
TyrionX, Clayrock, bdic, MT, TFool, TribalDragon, CW, and VitE
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#74
Dear The Hammer,


Mom wants you to go to the gas station to steal some soap so we can take showers today.

I understand if you can't though, with your busy internet schedule and all. I wouldn't want to cut into your IT and UJ time by asking you to do something simple like be a father.

If you get around to it we could use some food too since you forgot to feed us last night. Take your time though, we're used to your neglect.


Sincerely,

Your Children
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#75
Dear Tom,

Hope your happy with the Wild Card.

Vinnie
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#76
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Quote:Originally posted by Velvet@Oct 1 2004, 11:44 PM
Dear leeman

As owners of the hospital your always visiting we would like to inform you we now have dedicated a wing in your honour .  It is named the Leeman walking on water wing  and we hope to have you in it oops visiting it soon

Sincerely the swedish hospital board .
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Hope not!!! and then again...I can play nurce....LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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#77
Quote:Originally posted by The Hammer@Oct 3 2004, 11:19 AM
Dear Diary,

Today, we contiinued to make great strides in the forum civil rights movement. We admonished velvet for deleting posts and continued our unrelelnting assault on the Evil Empire (UJ). Tommorrow, we are going to go undercover (ie, make up new nics) and attempt to expose Dairy for the evil mod he is. Pray for us.

Sincerly,
TyrionX, Clayrock, bdic, MT, TFool, TribalDragon, CW, and VitE
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Do you have any idea how epoch that diary would be with authors like those assembled above (I would like to trade TyX for asshat and Bird).

Oh, before I forget, please fuck off.
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#78
Dear TomFoolery,

Enclosed is the deed and the title to the property known as Pepsi (also referred to as: Lovelynoi, SnD, Shannin, among others). We have registered your ownership of said property with land titles.

Sincerely,
Big Wang Realty
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#79
Dear Phizer,

Since I can not afford your product (I clean toilets, and my crippled husband is good for nothing and slouches around the trailor all day long), I'd like to know if you ever give free samples of your product, Viagra. You see, my husband has never been able to maintain an erection, and because of that, our marriage is falling apart. Since I can not afford a viabrator (which I would prefer over him), please send as many free sample packets as you can possibly send, or a gift certificate for said vibrator.


Sincerely,
Hammer's Wife, Errr. NcBiker's Wife
Son, I am Disappoint.
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#80
Quote:Originally posted by NinjaBassist@Oct 2 2004, 05:41 PM
Dear Diary,
I think I'm being noticed more.  Today Vit.E and Tom both replied to my post.  Dear god I hope I'm being noticed.  Well I'm off to bed now Later
Asshat
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Damn, did not see that one coming. Ouch.

Mods,

Please delete my account until NinjaBassist apologizes for those remarks.

Asshat

How was that VitE and Tom? Was it funny? Huh? PM me something. Come on, please.
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