[Banana]

Originally posted by ClayRock@Sep 30 2004, 03:26 PM
Nanner' A+ thread!

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Thanks, man. More letters please.

[leucetios]

you're not happy with A+ you want more?

Ok. I give you an 'A'

[mad_hatter]

Dear Clay,

Can you use a camera with a zoom lens next time your sending pictures of your junk?

Thanks,
Banana

[SnD's Stinky Pussy]

dear mr person that makes lysol




thank you for making lysol especially the extra strength because i use it to stop keep me from smelling like six hour old fuck



sincerrly


SnD's Stinky Pussy

[asshat]

Dear Mr Leucitios,

We recieved your complaint against Mr. Malkin and have given the matter careful consideration. I would appreciate if the next time you submit a complaint that you use a darker crayon, it was a little difficult to read. Complete sentences might also help. I think, however, that we managed to interpret the meaning of your complaint.

We will be reviewing the actions of Mr. Malkin, but remain in strong support of his leadership and overall business practices. He has been a valuable employee and has never shown any indication of indiscrete behavior.

For now we have determined that you may not possess the intellect or the skill level required of your current position within our corporation. In lieu of the fact that we have no lesser qualified positions for you to fill, we are going to have to terminate your employment.

I hope the skills you acquired while with our firm will benefit you throughout your lifetime.

Best regards in the future,


Gorman Hilfnager, Director of Employee Relations
McDonald's Corporate Office.

[St0ney]

Dear Yellow Fruit Girl,

I know I said you could use it for a while, but I need my bitterness back. My next album is due out next Spring and I'm way behind.

Thanks in advance,
Alanis

[pepsi]

Dear IT members,

Ive given it great thought and concluded since all of you love me so much especially Tom and Banana I will never depart from this blissful place.

Love always,
pepsi

[Sarng]

Originally posted by pepsi@Oct 1 2004, 06:47 AM
Dear IT members,

Ive given it great thought and concluded since all of you love me so much especially Tom and Banana I will never depart from this blissful place.

Love always,
pepsi

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Dear Lord,

Please let this be a joke.

In Christ's name,

Amen.

[Banana]

Originally posted by Stoney@Sep 30 2004, 08:37 PM
Dear Yellow Fruit Girl,

I know I said you could use it for a while, but I need my bitterness back. My next album is due out next Spring and I'm way behind.

Thanks in advance,
Alanis

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Dear Banana,

You had the right idea. Those who whore attention should not look a gift horse in the mouth when attention is drawn to them. They can't be beggers and choosers. We particularly commend you on the idea that you acknowledged that certain people search for ways in which their name/antics were drawn attention to - particularly on message boards.

Keep up the good work,
The Attention Whore Training Center

CC: STONEY

[Jdub]

Dear Vel, Fem, & Banana,


I would like to extend my "deepest" gratitude for you all keeping my 9 inch shaft
glistening. I know that you have put in exhausting hours in on the polishing, but
it is greatly appreciated. For you loyalty to my shaft, I will now be willing to let you
rub my splooge on your chest. Thanks again for your continuing dedication & hard work.


Thanks again,
The niner!!
:llma:

[Jdub]

Dear Leeman,
We recently discovered that you were the one responsible for the theft of our personal property. We have notified the proper authorities so that we may retain our lost asset. You and your band of thugs at IT were offered use of the said property, because it fit the profile of your given community of morons, but that does not excuse the fact that YOU NEED TO BRING THE MOTHERFUCKER BACK!!!

Thanks in advance
Evergreen Shortbus Transport.

[VitaminE]

Asshat and VitaminE.

I apologize for my Special Olympic smack style.

I surrender

Charon

[Random UJ Newbie]

Dear Archives,

I'm coming home soon.


Sin,

This theard

[Random UJ Newbie]

Dear minorthreat,

Please consider saying no to cheeseburger #3 next time.

Sin,

minorthreat's 3rd chin

[Random UJ Newbie]

Dear banana,

Where's the pic of you without clothes--doing the splits. I need it.

Sin,

Bdic's photobucket account

[Banana]

Dear Pepsi,

If a man acts like an asshole whenever you're around, it does not mean he has a crush on you.

Sincerely:

All Women With Half a Brain

[St0ney]

Dear Banana,

I've so enjoyed the many hours we've spent together. I can really identify with how you must feel when those desperate, attention whoring bitches steal YOUR limelight. What pathetic slags. They're all ugly, no matter what all the guys say.


It's me and you kid. I'll never let you down. We'll keep on keeping on until we run every last one of them into the ground, no matter how immature or petty we have to act to do it!!

Yours, always, til the end,
The Green Eyed Monster

[Banana]

Dear Stoney

I think you need to sign up. You need to lighten up.

Sincerely,
Weight Watchers


PS – this was not an attack on weight, simply a ‘lighten up’ comment. Truth is, I could care less if you post nudie pics. More power to you. It was just all part of my smack talk thread. Nothing personal.

[Velvet]

Dear leeman

As owners of the hospital your always visiting we would like to inform you we now have dedicated a wing in your honour . It is named the Leeman walking on water wing and we hope to have you in it oops visiting it soon

Sincerely the swedish hospital board .

[SanDog]

To IT Management,

While perusing the boards at this site it came to my attention that there was some very quality posting going on. I would like to point out two posters in general, Stoney and Banana. If you have "poster of the month" awards for your posters, I highly recommend that you give one to each of these two deserving posters. The bitterness and jealousy jibes are fantastic.

Sincerely,

SanDog

P.S. I really don't understand why everyone here says there is suckiness.