[Hambone]

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in
it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one
slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna
tryto stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put
it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the
end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept
drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's
all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say,
"That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage to knock
something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale
and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it
was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it
like your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
Americans is suffering from sort of mental illness Think of your three
best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.