[PurpleHaze]

We let my dog in the house tonight bc it's supposed to get really cold. My husband was all playing rough with him, and then he was like, "Watch this!". He held my dog down and farted on him, and thought that was the funniest thing in the world. :roll: It reminded me of you guys, bc it sounds like something yall would do. :roll:

[minorthreat]

We let my dog in the house tonight bc it's supposed to get really cold. My husband was all playing rough with him, and then he was like, "Watch this!". He held my dog down and farted on him, and thought that was the funniest thing in the world. :roll: It reminded me of you guys, bc it sounds like something yall would do. :roll:

What a fucking weirdo. That is disgusting. .........I'm gonna go fuck a mitten. Be right back.

[asshat]

You are married? :eek:

[punishwer]

can you say redneck?

[Jesse Antarctica]

Dear diary (bwof bwof)

Today my master farted on me.

grr woof woof woof

[Bill]

can you say redneck?

no, rednecks like their dogs too much to fart on them. I save mine for after my wife crawls in bed.

[Anhil8tor]

no, rednecks like their dogs too much to fart on them. I save mine for after my wife crawls in bed.

2nd... but I am not a redneck.. I just like to see how long it takes the wife to say something...... usually if you don't move right after that bastard can hang around for 10 or 15 minutes

[Bill]

I prefer to wait till after she snuggles in with her head half under the covers. I've been known to give her a dutch oven once or twice...

[VitaminE]

I prefer to wait till after she snuggles in with her head half under the covers. I've been known to give her a dutch oven once or twice...

I used to play covered wagon with the spouser, now I play covered wagon with the whole family when the rugrat climbs in bed with us.

[Bill]

I used to play covered wagon with the spouser, now I play covered wagon with the whole family when the rugrat climbs in bed with us.

isn't it amazing how fast a bean burrito fart can send the kids back to bed.

[PurpleHaze]

You guys are fukkin gross!

[Jesse Antarctica]

You guys are fukkin gross!

:roll:

I've been one or two times disgusted by one of my own farts.

[Sassy]

You guys are fukkin gross!

:roll:

I've been one or two times disgusted by one of my own farts.

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[Jesse Antarctica]

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

bad question. When do lawyers will start showing some signs of intelligence ?

[Banana]

2nd... but I am not a redneck.. I just like to see how long it takes the wife to say something...... usually if you don't move right after that bastard can hang around for 10 or 15 minutes

Jimmy did that the NIGHT AFTER we got married. In Mexico. It was not pleasant.

[Bill]

Jimmy did that the NIGHT AFTER we got married. In Mexico. It was not pleasant.

so that's when he got introduced to the butt plug!