Saturday we were driving, he was in his car seat in the back, I of course was at the wheel with a Pabst between my legs. This guy cuts me off. I say 'Nice blinker Jack Off'. Vit E jr starts sayin' Jack Off, Jack Off, Jack Off. Needless to say Mrs Vit E, not thrilled.
I oughta kick the living shit outta that fucker for making me swear in front of my lil dude. I'm just grateful the Pabst wasn't harmed.
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Toddler swearing is the shit.
Especially when they use it in context rather than repeating something.
On another note, my 4 year greets everyone with "What up Doug?"
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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I laughed. Out loud too!!
that's ok, when I was little ma dad called our dog pepper, pecker. which in hind sight is funny but being 5 and running around the house telling pecker to come here, while dads boss is over for diner, wasn't funny at the time.
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My daughter still thinks it's highly amusing to repeat everything i say whilst driving, but when it starts to get annoying i just say cunt or fuck and she knows she's not allowed to repeat these words, and she just looks annoyed with me.
I get it in the ear'ole later when she tells her mum(mom) "daddy said fuck today"
I assumed this would be in English.
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