12-09-2004, 09:33 PM
I dig the technology of the FAX machine, but it will never compare to the copy machine's ability to scan a chicks ass!
Copier Vs Fax Machine
12-09-2004, 09:35 PM
Yeah, and the cool thing about scanning a chicks ass is that you get the double whammy cause you also get the clam shot at the same time. Don't forget to wipe the glass off after, though.
12-09-2004, 09:56 PM
Arby Wrote:Yeah, and the cool thing about scanning a chicks ass is that you get the double whammy cause you also get the clam shot at the same time. Don't forget to wipe the glass off after, though.
slug trails rock!!
Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
12-09-2004, 10:33 PM
Yeah but it looks really bad when copied across the resume, and the guy interviewing you thinks you have a shitty copier. Then you have to explain the train to him, he asks for a description of the woman. Come to find out, it is his daughter. Next thing you know you are jobless because he calls your boss now and rats you out, since his daughter is married to your boss.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
12-10-2004, 12:08 AM
SanDog Wrote:Yeah but it looks really bad when copied across the resume, and the guy interviewing you thinks you have a shitty copier. Then you have to explain the train to him, he asks for a description of the woman. Come to find out, it is his daughter. Next thing you know you are jobless because he calls your boss now and rats you out, since his daughter is married to your boss.
Yeah I hate when that happens....
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
12-10-2004, 12:20 AM
I have led or participated in the photocopying of three different girl's asses in my lifetime. I feel that is a great accomplishment. I have it on my list right above blowing two smoke rings at once, being able to spit tobacco juice into a longneck bottle on the floor while standing on top of a pool table, and this dice trick that I would just have to show you.
12-10-2004, 12:22 AM
Arby Wrote:I have led or participated in the photocopying of three different girl's asses in my lifetime. I feel that is a great accomplishment. I have it on my list right above blowing two smoke rings at once, being able to spit tobacco juice into a longneck bottle on the floor while standing on top of a pool table, and this dice trick that I would just have to show you.
Pics fukker!!!!
12-10-2004, 12:27 AM
I actually have one in my desk. Fax Number? Pm it to me.
12-10-2004, 12:36 AM
516-599-8228
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
12-10-2004, 12:44 AM
snarg Wrote:516-599-8228You aren't going to stalk me or anything are you?
12-10-2004, 12:54 AM
nope
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
12-10-2004, 01:03 AM
that is mine here at work, call me 516-599-8881
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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