[CT280]

gone for awhile today. I had a scheduled physical with my doctor. now, i see him for a condition that requires me to pop in every 6 months for a checkup, with every other visit more or less a full exam. today was a full exam. i like this doc because i never have to wait, pretty much 1/2 hour and i am out of there. so, i show up for my appointment on time, and the nurse takes me to my exam room and asks me to completely undress and hands me one of those hospital gowns. no big deal, this is standard operating procedure for the full exam. so i do it and take a seat on that table that is there. i wait maybe 5 minutes, and a physicians assistant comes in. i've had her before, she is very nice, and on a scale of 1-10, i'd say she is a 7. kind of a pretty girl. not stunning, but pretty. now, this is where i have been tempted to change the story a little, and have it end where i am banging this PA on the table. but this did not happen. she goes through the normal bullshit of blood pressure, height, weight, etc. etc. then, she wants to take my temp. ok, no problem. i anticipate that thing they put in your ear for 2 seconds. no. out comes the heated rectal thermometer. the very first thing that comes to my mind was "wait a second. this was fine when i was 5, but is it really necessary at adult age? so i ask her, trying not to sound like a pussy, "where are you putting that?" she laughed a little and said the only way to get a true and accurate reading was to do it anally. i say "ok, cant we just ballpark it and use the ear thing?" long story short, she aint budging. so i turn over, she greases it up, and in it goes. as i'm laying there, i'm thinking of the thread that was here a few weeks back about this very subject, whether or not having something stuck up your ass made you gay.anyway, she leaves to do something and there i am. then, it happens. i start getting a chub right there thinking about nothing on the table lying in the fetal position. now this is starting to bum me out, because i know its from this thing up my ass. and i also know she'll be right back. so i do the only thing i could at that point, i start rubbing one out. not jacking it, just rubbing it against the table i'm on. i figure it'll just take a sec, and i should be able to beat the clock before she gets back. well, i do, and i think everything is cool.
she comes back in, takes it out, and everything is fine. she checks what she needs to check and i'm good. now, she tells me i can get dressed after she asks a few questions about how i feel, any probs, etc. i go to get off the table and grab my clothes, and before i do, i think "is chub still there?" it's not. so, its all good. now, the gown is blue, not white. so, it has a tendency to show anything wet like a fucking neon sign. sure as shit, i stand straight up and as she's leaving, she glances back at me to ask me something. now she just fixates on my glue stain. she walks over to the linen thing, grabs a washcloth and a towel and sets it next to the sink thats in there and leaves. not one word. i wash up, toss my gown in the trash and leave. i now have to schedule my appointments when this chick has the day off. her request, not mine...

[Banana]

:lool: I think she just wanted to put something in your bum. Rectal temp is so unecessary.

[cLaY]

is the end piece correct...this chick was digging the goods? RACK you either way...

[CT280]

:lool: I think she just wanted to put something in your bum. Rectal temp is so unecessary.

i thought the same thing. hit me with the ear thing all day. but, i wasnt going to make a big deal out of it.

is the end piece correct...this chick was digging the goods? RACK you either way...

problem is, i don't think she was down with the sight. she told the receptionist that she didnt want to see me anymore, i would have to schedule with one of the other PA's. so i think, what the fuck, that was not my fault.

[Sassy]

:lool: I think she just wanted to put something in your bum. Rectal temp is so unecessary.

i thought the same thing. hit me with the ear thing all day. but, i wasnt going to make a big deal out of it.

is the end piece correct...this chick was digging the goods? RACK you either way...

problem is, i don't think she was down with the sight. she told the receptionist that she didnt want to see me anymore, i would have to schedule with one of the other PA's. so i think, what the fuck, that was not my fault.

I never noticed that similarity.Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Huh.
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?Are they exactly the same?
Oh I get it. all over a 9 told the receptionist that she did not want to see him or her anymore he or she would have to schedule with one of the other PA's so he or she think what the fuck that was not his or her fault.

[PurpleHaze]

:lool:

Poor Camel.

[CT280]

exactly.

[asshat]

You laid on an exam table with a thermometer up your butt and ground one out with no hands? That is olympic spewing. Just revel in the fact that you have this talent and who gives a shit that this hot PA thinks you have the sexual development of a 10 year old boy with an anal fixation.

:"::

[CT280]

thanks arb. bitch wasnt even that hot.

[asshat]

thanks arb. bitch wasnt even that hot.

Ha. Before you were dragged from the closet she was a fukking 7 now she isn't even hot. You are making this transformation quickly.

[Sassy]

thanks arb. bitch wasnt even that hot.

Ha. Before you were dragged from the closet she was a fukking 7 now she isn't even hot. You are making this transformation quickly.

I am so glad you find this amusing, .What happened after you were dragged from the closet I was a fukking 7 now she is not even hot ?I am not making this up.

[WoolyGoat]

absolutely hilarious...good job dude!

[CT280]

Ha. Before you were dragged from the closet she was a fukking 7 now she isn't even hot. You are making this transformation quickly.

she was a 7 BEFORE i jizzed in a hospital gown. she turned fucking ugly when she handed me clean up linens.

[asshat]

she was a 7 BEFORE i jizzed in a hospital gown. she turned fucking ugly when she handed me clean up linens.

No, she was a 7 while you still had heterosexual tendencies, that's all I'm sayin'.

[PurpleHaze]

You fuckers make me laugh.

[Charon]

Should have stood up with full erection and asked her if she was sure there wasn't anything up front she needed to check out.
Blamed her and told her since she was responsible she would have to remedy the situation.

...that's when she would tell you how small she thought it was and slapped you in the nuts

[Velvet]

Cameltoe your a man of many talents . Thanks for the story . Im smiling big time .. no make that laughing

[Sassy]

Cameltoe your a man of many talents . Thanks for the story . Im smiling big time .. no make that laughing

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
It was nothing.Why are you smiling big time.
Are you serious? What are the ingredients?Are you a student?

[asshat]

Nah, he should have stood up and let the gown poke out in the front, with the thermometer sticking out the back and said, "Nurse, is the thermometer supposed to be stuck in that far?"

[CT280]

No, she was a 7 while you still had heterosexual tendencies, that's all I'm sayin'.

fuck it. 2nd.