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Mandatory rollcall....
#1

Let's get things up a level.... (get to know your fellow member)

I'm leeman owner and the fukker running this site.
I'm a swede works in the computer business.
I enjoy a good laugh, beer and occational smoke.
I found this site by creating it on behalf of e need of a site for ppl who just wanna jizz out.

I laugh at most shit here, and laugh even harder at the "elders" at this site trying to give the n00bs a "IT" welcome.

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#2

leeman Wrote:Let's get things up a level.... (get to know your fellow member)

I'm leeman owner and the fukker running this site.
I'm a swede works in the computer business.
I enjoy a good laugh, beer and occational smoke.
I found this site by creating it on behalf of e need of a site for ppl who just wanna jizz out.

I laugh at most shit here, and laugh even harder at the "elders" at this site trying to give the n00bs a "IT" welcome.
OK let's do

get things up a level

.Where can I get to know your fellow member he or she is leeman owner and the fukker running this site?You are a swede works in the computer business?
Does it pay well?
I'm not sure if I like it.


I like pets.
I like .How did you feel when you found this site by creating it on behalf of e need of a site for ppl who just want to jizz out ?What is so funny about most shit here and laugh even harder at the elders at this site trying to give the n00bs a IT welcome ?

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#3

I am 8
I am american
I enjoy drinking, eating, good cigars, and good music
Tom F sent me here some time back

I have never jizzed out on this site though.
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#4

anhil8tor Wrote:I am 8
I am american
I enjoy drinking, eating, good cigars, and good music
Tom F sent me here some time back

I have never jizzed out on this site though.
Adminstrators please ban till 2014. Thanks
Read my sig. Thats it

One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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#5

I'm Arby and I'm a troll. For that reason, I cannot tell you much about myself.

Hmmm...where to begin? Life has been very good! I'm a very happy, outgoing, energetic and generous, intelligent, and athletic. I was born and raised in Texas. I LOVE the variety of cultures, music, nature, and things to do here! I enjoy just about anything outdoors...boating, hiking, etc. Now I just need that special someone to share these with! Sharing everything from silly stories to back rubs and foot massages to reading good books in bed. I'm comfortable in everything from jeans and a t-shirt to sandals and a sarong to an evening gown, but I love dressing up in sexy clothes or putting on a button down shirt with nothing else but a lacy thong. I can be very passionate and playful with the right person, and romance must be returned!

Are you willing to give more than 60% and receive so much more in return??? Also, I volunteer quite a bit with a animal husbandry and spend quite a bit of time out at the barn. If you are allergic to horses, dogs, or cats, we might have a problem. Claritin?

Where are all the people who love to laugh? Nice packages are abundant, especially here, but the gift inside needs to match the wrapping. Once your wrapping comes off, do you have a heart of gold? For me sex with animals is a "must." I come from a very large family, so beware...you must go through the "family test." It's really very simple - enjoy getting together with a bunch of crazy people on the weekend for a bbq or day out on the lake and laugh like you've never laughed before! (My aunt, who is my surrogate mom, says you have to have sex with her, too. But be strong and gentle at the same time, and she'll love you!) A desire to live in the country or near the coast are plusses. Please be honest, intelligent, funny, patient, romantic, energetic, optimistic, and "outdoorsy" (Is that a word?!). You must also take care of yourself physically and mentally and have a great oulook on life in order to cohabitate with Arby!
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#6

I'm Tribal.

I'm 28, live in Denver, Colorado.
I work as a Network Engineer.

I'm here to stir shit up and haress(sp?) people.
Most of the time I'm cool, though.......

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#7

Arby Wrote:I'm Arby and I'm a troll. For that reason, I cannot tell you much about myself.
End there next time.TIA

One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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#8

NinjaBassist Wrote:..
End there next time Ninja.
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#9

Arby Wrote:
NinjaBassist Wrote:
End there next time Ninja.
I do not understand.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#10

I am new here, I am a swede too, never done this chat thing before, but is fun. I love men, I am studing to be a better bitch, close to graduation. I am single and looking, I love tennis and dancing and to be bichy
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#11

TomFoolery
25
Porn Star, Rock Star, Internet Forum Star

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#12

since Lee spoketh, we must make it so....

I'm Bill, I'm the redneck round here. I cann't spell or type worth a shit.
Unlike arby, my family tree has branches. I'm 29, married with 3 kids.
I "work" as do-it-all in an architectural firm.
I once hit on a troll, and my therapist says it's not good to talk about it yet.
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#13

NinjaBassist Wrote:?

Someone remind me why he is here again?
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#14

anhil8tor Wrote:Someone remind me why he is here again?
Hey its not my fault your not of age to be a member. And I'm here to bring the suck remember

One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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#15

ok my turn
28
Swiss
System Administrator
Single
Like to party, travel, drink coffee, blah blah
Sometimes people don't really understand me (but I'm used to).
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#16

24
Boston
Educational researcher by day, MBA student by night

[Image: boston.jpg]
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#17

Hey fukkers....

I said mandatory ....

If you dont like it ... Click Here

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#18

sticky ? announce ? new icon ?

-> stille wasser sind tief (calm waters are deep)
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#19

ntype Wrote:sticky ? announce ? new icon ?

-> stille wasser sind tief (calm waters are deep)


Ooops ... :$ Silly me...

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#20

1. I wet the bed until I was in 6th grade.
2. I ate dinner with Jack Nicholson. There were 5 of us. I don’t recall if he actually ate, but he didn’t talk.
3. I get diarrhea more than a normal person and have no qualms about sharing it with everyone in the shorthand version ‘rea.’
4. Chris Noth (Mr. Big from Sex in the City) asked me out on a date, while his friend (my date) was in the bathroom.
5. Anyone who can play acoustic guitar rocks my world... as long as they sing, too.
6. I don’t like vibrators.
7. I’ve been known to dress up as “the other woman” complete with wig, contacts, and fake name all in the name of “keeping things exciting.” (see image above)
8. Julie Tesser accidentally broke my nose in the 4th grade. I never got it fixed.
9. I had a pet bird that committed suicide by sticking his head between the cage bars.
10. My sister forgot to feed her pet gerbils, so one died. Then, the one that was alive ate its dead friend.
11. I have never tried a cigarette or done any drugs, including marijuana.
12. I don’t know where Wyoming or Montana are on the U.S. Map. Oklahoma, neither.
13. I was always afraid of ducks when I was little. Their feet scare me.
14. The second toe on both my feet is longer than my big toes. It’s called the Royalty Toe.
15. I once weighed 168.5 lbs. And wore a size 16 pants, a men’s size 36.
16. When I drink alcohol the bridge of my nose turns bright red.
17. I still worry about my weight but I somehow manage not to puke up my food after every meal like most of Manhattan.
18. I was a vegetarian for 9 years until I was tempted to eat a chicken nugget.
19. I lost my virginity when I was 15 to a boy named Eric Fink.
20. I hate tuna fish or salmon out of a can, but I will eat both as fillets or sushi.
21. I won’t date anyone who can fit into my jeans.
22. I hate the gynecologist. Nearly every time I’m there, I faint out of fear.
23. Macaroni & Cheese is my ultimate comfort food
24. I got alcohol poisoning when I was 14, and I didn’t drink after that until sophomore year of college.
25. I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose
26. I hate barbecue chips and sauce, but I like dry rub ribs from Memphis.
27. I hate learning history.
28. I have always excelled in math, even though I was an English major.
29. I love karaoke.
30. I have never shoplifted.
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