[minorthreat]

....jerk off in my roommates hamper. Discuss.

[leucetios]

get it inside of one of his socks

[Banana]

get it inside of one of his socks

Then, mail it to his mom.

[mirage]

....jerk off in my roommates hamper. Discuss.

projectile diahrea on his bed > spooge in laundry hamper

[felixthekat]

rub his toothbrush in your ass crack. I did that to an ex roommate. I fucking hated him. I also pissed in his koolaid, ketchup and relish and rubbed my ass on all the doorknobs. I didn't shower that day and was all sweaty from moving my stuff out in a hurry. I did all this the day I moved out while he was still at work.

[minorthreat]

You guys have issues.

[mirage]

you should swap out his pepsi for coke. :dangerous:

[Anhil8tor]

just thinking about how glad I am that you aren't my roomate

[SoltheHoelessPimp]

Thermite on the hood of his car is the greatest.