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San Dog
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Sup Dude.
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#2

All good E. Happy late B-day. Sorry about the whole job saving dick sucking thing.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#3

SanDog Wrote:All good E. Happy late B-day. Sorry about the whole job saving dick sucking thing.

It was for a good cause. I've got a family to think about.
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#4

If you suck dick for the good of your family, does that make you gay?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:If you suck dick for the good of your family, does that make you gay?

They were little cocks, do they even count?
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#6

I don't know, that's why I asked the question.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#7

If you closed your eyes and pretended it was a really big clit, then you are not gay.
If you fondled the berries and pulled the sack while slurpping it down, then you are questionable.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#8

Time for me to start a family!

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#9

TomFoolery Wrote:Time for me to start a family!

Can I be the Mommy? :wub:
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#10

All my best kids went down the shower drain. Some got stuck in shaved nut hair, so that extended their life, until I had to draino that bitch following a binge night puke-a-thon.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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fem Wrote:Can I be the Mommy? :wub:

If you don't mind how I provide for the family, then yes.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:If you don't mind how I provide for the family, then yes.

I think it's sexy.
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SanDog Wrote:All my best kids went down the shower drain. Some got stuck in shaved nut hair, so that extended their life, until I had to draino that bitch following a binge night puke-a-thon.

NAILZZ!!

Archive this now!
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SanDog Wrote:All my best kids went down the shower drain. Some got stuck in shaved nut hair, so that extended their life, until I had to draino that bitch following a binge night puke-a-thon.

San Dog is my new favorite poster.....
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anhil8tor Wrote:San Dog is my new favorite poster.....

He's grade A - but, he stays under the radar. He keeps you on your toes.
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#16

Ahh, sweeties, you make me blush. Although it could just be the raging herpes the man-boy love fest left me with....

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:Ahh, sweeties, you make me blush. Although it could just be the raging herpes the man-boy love fest left me with....

BTW...I left my sailor hat at your place.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#18

I wore it out the other night. The cold at the docks was biting, and so where the Navy boys!

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:I wore it out the other night. The cold at the docks was biting, and so where the Navy boys!

NAILZ again...I'll be starting "SanDog" threads daily from now on.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#20

You fucks should be starting "TomFoolery" threads for inviting him here and then following up on the invite until he showed up.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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