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All good E. Happy late B-day. Sorry about the whole job saving dick sucking thing.
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If you suck dick for the good of your family, does that make you gay?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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I don't know, that's why I asked the question.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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If you closed your eyes and pretended it was a really big clit, then you are not gay.
If you fondled the berries and pulled the sack while slurpping it down, then you are questionable.
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Time for me to start a family!
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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All my best kids went down the shower drain. Some got stuck in shaved nut hair, so that extended their life, until I had to draino that bitch following a binge night puke-a-thon.
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Ahh, sweeties, you make me blush. Although it could just be the raging herpes the man-boy love fest left me with....
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SanDog Wrote:Ahh, sweeties, you make me blush. Although it could just be the raging herpes the man-boy love fest left me with....
BTW...I left my sailor hat at your place.
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I wore it out the other night. The cold at the docks was biting, and so where the Navy boys!
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SanDog Wrote:I wore it out the other night. The cold at the docks was biting, and so where the Navy boys!
NAILZ again...I'll be starting "SanDog" threads daily from now on.
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You fucks should be starting "TomFoolery" threads for inviting him here and then following up on the invite until he showed up.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.