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TomFoolery
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11-10-2004, 07:43 PM
My cats drink toilet water and their pee is blue. 2000 flushes kicks ass.
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11-10-2004, 07:47 PM
t, try some antifreeze and see if they pee green.
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11-10-2004, 07:50 PM
try some oil and see if they pee some unleaded.
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11-10-2004, 07:57 PM
why are you checking out your cat's pee?
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11-10-2004, 07:57 PM
Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Nov 10 2004, 10:57 AM
why are you checking out your cat's pee?
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I clean the litterbox.
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11-10-2004, 08:17 PM
Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Nov 10 2004, 11:57 AM
I clean the litterbox.
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That is bitch work Tom. Do you also have to ask to borrow the nads for a night out with the boys?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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11-10-2004, 08:47 PM
Quote:Originally posted by SanDog@Nov 10 2004, 11:17 AM
That is bitch work Tom.  Do you also have to ask to borrow the nads for a night out with the boys?
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I'm the lady of the house. I guess I'm the man also, but you have me questioning that. Thanks a lot.

No lady in the life of TF right now, so I don't have to ask for my scrotum before kicking it with the boys.
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11-10-2004, 08:55 PM
Neeples!
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11-10-2004, 09:06 PM
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Son, I am Disappoint.
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11-10-2004, 09:08 PM
You guys are assholes.











































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11-10-2004, 09:44 PM
yeah but did you know your cat cleaned her teeth afterwards...?

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11-10-2004, 09:46 PM
My dog shit and pissed all over her kennell this morning cause I slept in and didn't let her out. It was fucking gross.
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11-10-2004, 09:47 PM
Tom's cat? you should really feed that fucker every now and then.....
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11-10-2004, 09:49 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Nov 10 2004, 07:47 PM
Tom's cat? you should really feed that fucker every now and then.....
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That's really sad. Sad
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11-10-2004, 09:51 PM
no...what's sad is how Tom impresses the ladies......
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11-10-2004, 10:21 PM
The only excuse for owning a cat is having a woman. Without a woman the cat must fucking go.
Either that or you need to sell more jars to get a concubine.
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11-10-2004, 10:23 PM
I sincerely hope you have a maid at least. If not, who cleans the fucking house?
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11-10-2004, 10:24 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Nov 10 2004, 01:47 PM
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I'm sure you fukkers have never heard this before...but

I'd hit that like Tyson!

Then I'd wipe up on that crazy patch of hair on it's head.
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11-10-2004, 10:26 PM
Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Nov 10 2004, 02:24 PM
I'm sure you fukkers have never heard this before...but

I'd hit that like Tyson!

Then I'd wipe up on that crazy patch of hair on it's head.
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i thought you liked them dead

wtf??

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11-10-2004, 10:41 PM
Quote:Originally posted by SanDog@Nov 10 2004, 01:21 PM
The only excuse for owning a cat is having a woman.  Without a woman the cat must fucking go. 
Either that or you need to sell more jars to get a concubine.
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I have 2 cats. :$ I swear I'm not gay, I don't even like the fuckers that much. I bought them because I had mice problems, the assholes kept on licking traps clean and eating my weed. 2 cats = no more mice



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