10-28-2004, 11:38 PM
been in the hospital, i needed my uterus removed. i missed you all.
I've
10-28-2004, 11:39 PM
Quote:Originally posted by AsshatsMom@Oct 28 2004, 03:38 PM
been in the hospital, i needed my uterus removed. i missed you all.
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can i have it, i don't have a halloween costume yet
10-28-2004, 11:40 PM
Quote:Originally posted by AsshatsMom@Oct 28 2004, 03:38 PMAwwww........ We all missed you too!
been in the hospital, i needed my uterus removed. i missed you all.
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I think Asshat bought you a real nice gift! (don't tell him I told you)
Hope you are feeling better!
Kisses.
Sin.
Greg
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
I speak in tongues.[/size]
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10-28-2004, 11:41 PM
don't worry, doll, you give the best bj's and will always be in demand
narg:
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
10-28-2004, 11:42 PM
why thank all you nice honeys for the warm welcome back. where is my wonderful gift from my precious son???
10-28-2004, 11:48 PM
Quote:Originally posted by AsshatsMom@Oct 28 2004, 03:42 PMI think you should ask him.
why thank all you nice honeys for the warm welcome back. where is my wonderful gift from my precious son???
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Just sayin.
moke:
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
I speak in tongues.[/size]
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10-28-2004, 11:54 PM
where is my little boy?
10-28-2004, 11:54 PM
Quote:Originally posted by greg@Oct 28 2004, 04:48 PM
I think you should ask him.
Just sayin.
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and if his gift is not ready i have nine inches of "gift" for ya
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
10-28-2004, 11:58 PM
Quote:Originally posted by snarg@Oct 28 2004, 03:54 PMSnarg!
and if his gift is not ready i have nine inches of "gift" for ya
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She just had her uterus taken out!
You will have to settle for a BJ.
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
I speak in tongues.[/size]
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10-29-2004, 12:00 AM
Quote:Originally posted by greg@Oct 28 2004, 09:58 PM
Snarg!
She just had her uterus taken out!
You will have to settle for a BJ.
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thats ok, greg, sweetie. asshat showed me another place very close to the varginal area where snarq can put his peenie. :roll:
10-29-2004, 12:02 AM
Quote:Originally posted by greg@Oct 28 2004, 04:58 PM
Snarg!
She just had her uterus taken out!
You will have to settle for a BJ.
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hey, i know that
i would never put my junk in that rotten pussy
she can take all nine, deepthroat lives
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
10-29-2004, 12:03 AM
You have a very considerate son there Mrs Asshat
Glad your feeling better now
Glad your feeling better now
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10-29-2004, 12:06 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Velvet@Oct 28 2004, 10:03 PM
You have a very considerate son there Mrs Asshat
Glad your feeling better now
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thank you, sweet velvet girl. where is my little man, anyway??? :unsure:
10-29-2004, 12:08 AM
Quote:Originally posted by AsshatsMom@Oct 28 2004, 05:00 PM
thats ok, greg, sweetie. asshat showed me another place very close to the varginal area where snarq can put his peenie. :roll:
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bend over, bitch
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
10-29-2004, 12:08 AM
Yeah Mom, I was gonna suprise you, but somebody (sup Greg) let the cat out of the bag. So, I'll go ahead and let you know that I got you that thicker, more padded rubber you have been wanting to replace what is in your room now.
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10-29-2004, 12:10 AM
why does your mom need a more padded rubber . arent you big enough asshat 
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10-29-2004, 12:13 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Velvet@Oct 28 2004, 05:10 PMdamn, vel, i thought we drew the line at incest???
why does your mom need a more padded rubber . arent you big enough asshat
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narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
10-29-2004, 12:26 AM
Quote:Originally posted by asshat@Oct 28 2004, 10:08 PM
Yeah Mom, I was gonna suprise you, but somebody (sup Greg) let the cat out of the bag. So, I'll go ahead and let you know that I got you that thicker, more padded rubber you have been wanting to replace what is in your room now.
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thank you very much dear. i am sure i will love it. now, come upstairs, dinner is almost ready ('sup uterus i just brought home)
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