[lad]

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Sh ag him
2. Leave him in peace

[Hambone]

Very true!

[txbubba]

how to make a man happy continued......

be sure his beer is open when you bring it to him.

[lad]

Originally posted by txbubba@Mar 12 2004, 07:39 PM
how to make a man happy continued......

be sure his beer is open when you bring it to him.

ironically she just brought me a can of the good stuff

and it was still sealed

*slap slap* <_<

[txbubba]

what's wrong with these women today?

[Velvet]

Gees whats this pick on women day ... I have to say there is only two I expect and one is that he loves me and the other he gets rid of the spiders ewww. Yes im a big chicken but hey :lol:

[txbubba]

Originally posted by velvet@Mar 12 2004, 07:59 PM
Gees whats this pick on women day ... I have to say there is only two I expect and one is that he loves me and the other he gets rid of the spiders ewww. Yes im a big chicken but hey&nbsp; :lol:

but do you take him open or unopened beer?

[Velvet]

Always opened Bubba im a good barman

[txbubba]

Originally posted by velvet@Mar 12 2004, 08:11 PM
Always opened Bubba im a good barman&nbsp;

barmaid. i think you mean barmaid.

[Velvet]

Good point ... that might scare some people ... im not politically correct though ... I dont give a rats about things like that .. it not important

[lovelynoi]

wow i got 6 from that list haha is that bad? hmmm
number1 guy must be a friend so i can tell everything and anything to him
number3 must be a lover... love me as i love him and make passionate love to me
then it jumps to 23 i hate slobs so the guy must be clean and well groomed
29 he has to be intelligent no girl wants a stupid guy
48 please dont stress me out ill go psycho if you do not a good thing haha jk
52 must give space and dont question where im at, relationships are based on trust so you have nothing to fear...
53 gosh u forget any of these then dog house u go there would be no sexual pleasure for a long time
54 must perform great in bed u forgot that one laddyboy :p
i dont really mind spiders and other bugs i can smush them myself its the dam waterbugs and huge roaches that i cant stand that only come out in the summer yuck i rather leave them running then to smash them and hear it go crunch

[txbubba]

Originally posted by lovelynoi@Mar 12 2004, 08:22 PM
its the dam waterbugs and huge roaches that i cant stand that only come out in the summer yuck i rather leave them running then to smash them and hear it go crunch

you should just hop on their backs and hitch a ride, it saves on gas milage.

[lad]

Originally posted by lovelynoi@Mar 12 2004, 08:22 PM
wow i got 6 from that list haha is that bad?&nbsp; hmmm
number1 guy must be a friend so i can tell everything and anything to him
number3 must be a lover... love me as i love him and make passionate love to me
then it jumps to 23 i hate slobs so the guy must be clean and well groomed
29 he has to be intelligent no girl wants a stupid guy
48 please dont stress me out ill got psycho if you do not a good thing haha jk
52 must give space and dont question where im at, relationships are based on trust so you have nothing to fear...
53 gosh u forget any of these then dog house u go there would be no sexual pleasure for a long time&nbsp;
54 must perform great in bed u forgot that one laddyboy&nbsp; :p
i dont really mind spiders and other bugs i can smush them myself its the dam waterbugs and huge roaches that i cant stand that only come out in the summer yuck i rather leave them running then to smash them and hear it go crunch

oh and 55

i love anal

i think you and i have got a future ya know

[lovelynoi]

Originally posted by britishlad+Mar 12 2004, 11:27 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(britishlad @ Mar 12 2004, 11:27 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-lovelynoi@Mar 12 2004, 08:22 PM
wow i got 6 from that list haha is that bad?&nbsp; hmmm
number1 guy must be a friend so i can tell everything and anything to him
number3 must be a lover... love me as i love him and make passionate love to me
then it jumps to 23 i hate slobs so the guy must be clean and well groomed
29 he has to be intelligent no girl wants a stupid guy
48 please dont stress me out ill got psycho if you do not a good thing haha jk
52 must give space and dont question where im at, relationships are based on trust so you have nothing to fear...
53 gosh u forget any of these then dog house u go there would be no sexual pleasure for a long time&nbsp;
54 must perform great in bed u forgot that one laddyboy&nbsp; :p
i dont really mind spiders and other bugs i can smush them myself its the dam waterbugs and huge roaches that i cant stand that only come out in the summer yuck i rather leave them running then to smash them and hear it go crunch

oh and 55

i love anal

i think you and i have got a future ya know [/b][/quote]
:o aww shit u caught me laddyboy hmm just lube it and stick it lmao jk